bif slam

A fetish that involves having a large woman drop her bif on you as an act of foreplay

"Oh, you like that? How heavy is it? You like it when I bif slam you, don't you?"

by meek105 July 5, 2012

bif bof

Some random shit you express when you don't know what to say.

Bif bof, how are you today?

by WaffleBaffle September 10, 2017

Bif Head

A word that means big beefy monkey head

omg look he looks like a monkey and has a big beefy head, he’s a bif head

Bif heads are usually very annoying people and you shouldn’t associate with them

by Lani.27 April 29, 2024

ros bif

A silly insult used by the Frogs to define the British, apparently because we eat too much roast beef.

Frenchie: Tu es un ros-bif!

Limey: Qui-a-mangé toute les tourtes?

by Gumba Gumba March 6, 2004

ros bif

A silly insult used by the Frogs to define the British, apparently because we eat too much roast beef.

(Note the lack of dashes)

Jacques: Tu es un ros bif!
Nigel: Qui a mangé toutes les tortes?

by Adam January 14, 2005

mok bif

is a liverpool slang meaning smoking cigarettes/biff

“let’s go down an mok bif”

by gaŷ December 29, 2018

Bifey

A Bifey is a term of affection for your one true soulmate. Bifey is also used under Barriage (Please see definition: Barriage). Bifey’s show love by cuddling, kanoodling, playing adult games, laughing, emotionally healthy with their feelings, excellent communication, go to movies, and in general make their significant other very happy and feel that you are the ONLY person for her. A Bifey is special because it is not a “babe”, “baby” or “boo” it is one specific person that is completely unique and precious in your life. Bifey’s are your best friend and soulmates.

Bifey is short for Bondage Wifey & the better half of a Bifey is a Bubby (or a Bifey). A Bubby which is short for Bondage Hubby.

The “Equation” of Bubby & Bifey is the following:
Bifey <Gender Identifies As Female>:
(Bondage-ondage=B)+(Wifey-W=ifey)= Bifey
&
Bubby <Gender Identifies As Male>:
(Bondage-ondage=B)+(Hubby-H =ubby)=Bubby

Barriage is important term to use if you have been divorced at least once and you feel that marriage equals divorce. So an alternative to a Marriage is a Barriage, if you choose a “Barriage Matrimony” then there is NO Divorce options available in a Bondage Matrimony Or Barriage Ceremony.

Marriage = Divorce & in Bondage... Well there is NO Divorce...

The “Equation” of Barriage is the following:
(Bondage - ondage = B) + (Marriage - M = arriage) = Barriage

(Please see definitions posted by Bifey’s Voice for the following term & definitions for: Barriage, Bubby and Bifey)

Bubby and Bifey are Bondage Partners for life!

and

Bubby’s and Bifey’s Barriage was a little over 3 years ago on November 28th 2015.

by Bifey’s Voice May 26, 2019