the bid

The Bid is used to describe a certain event, situation, or person as funny.

"That movie was the bid". "You was the bid last night". "Bruh that fight was the bid".

by Nowillywonka February 22, 2015

skid bid

a short jail or prison sentence

the judge gave me a skid bid i was only locked up for 2 weeks

by ThE K@niLeKinG February 18, 2011

buddy-bid

when you ask some friends to bid for an item you're selling (e.g. on ebay) they buddy-bid for you to force up the price.

A: "eh man, i got some stuff i'm trying to sell on the net. the auction's over in about an hour and it's still at $15.50. would you be so kind to help me out?"
B: "sure, dude. i'll buddy-bid on your items."
A: "alright, man. i o u some."
*click*

by dizzle-a-quizzle. July 16, 2008

skid bid

a short prison term, usually measured in months instead of years

"I caught five months on that skid bid."

by Gary Peeples June 9, 2005

dey-bid

1. verb. one who is a "cute boy"

2. adj. dancing the funky chicken to attract girls in the club. and when they come closer, squeezing their boobies with both hands using a twisting technique. and then smiling like a "cute boy"

3. also known as dey-bidoff

girls: "holy shit!! that guy is soo dey-bid. i must go toward him and pray that i am fortunate enough to get squeezed!"

guys: "man..wearing your versace belt with two rhinestones missing is so dey-bid!"

by Ce Ce Zhangarific January 5, 2005

larry low bid

The contractor that is not as well equiped in experience or tools for the job, but gets it because he gives the lowest bid. Problems always ensue.

Im sorry Mrs Johnson, you lost little Timmy in the school fire because Larry Low Bid did the wiring.

by johny walker November 3, 2006

the bid

dc slang to say someone is goofy or being a fool and it's funny/ridiculous

girl: i had to break up with my ex 7 times before i realized we really shouldn't be together
other girl: ur the bid

by champagnepoopi November 13, 2019