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betting ton

When something great happens or is in agreement
Ex: $20! Betting ton
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Kettering

Town in northampton, ruined by the fact of it being closely related with CorbyWell known for its rivalry against the Corby towners.
Popular for numerous amount of chavs, of which most commonly are about 4ft tall and there vocabulary reaching only to the extent of 'ennit', 'fookin' grebs' and 'i'll proper bang you out!'
Not only is there a vast number of chavs in the town - these are accompanied by the grebs. However, the only way you will pass these is if you dare to enter the lears of 'greb gardens', 'morrisons', or 'downtown subway'.
If you are one of the many teens to fortnightly visit 'Keystone Escape' for there music gigs then you'll know what i mean when i say that Kettering is overrun by the 'scene' era. Try a Thursday night at 'Keystone' for the chance to be abused by about 50 of the 4ft chavs.

Well, in addition to the youths of Kettering, you've got; litter, the rude and inconsiderate elderly, graffiti, vandalism, lack of good shops, the permenant stench, and my goodness the list could go on.

And they say that Corby is bad.
'Hey you, what are you doing near Kettering?
I say you run a few miles real quick!'
by Meghann and Phoebe December 31, 2008
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Amish Butterfinger

When you blow a load in someones asshole, churn it with your finger, and then eat it the shit/cum mixture off your finger.
Dude you want an Amish Butterfinger?

I've been craving an Amish Butterfinger lately...
by AmishButterfinger April 21, 2009
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bastering

A corruption of the colloquial nonword adjective 'bastarding,' commonly used by one in the throes of a sudden effusive rage.

Most frequently pronounced without the g, i.e. basterin'.
How many fucking times do I have to trip over that cunting rug before someone MOVES the bastering thing?!?
by Andy Sword October 9, 2009
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Bigger is betterism

The idea that everything is better when it is bigger. i.e. giant hick trucks, SUV's, and Hummers.
Assholes with these cars can often be found 3 feet from your fender at 55 mph
Often associated with a tiny peep.
Thats a follower of bigger is betterism, he needs a ladder to get in his truck!
by Karl W. and Janelle H. March 5, 2007
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battering ram

When nailing a chick, banging her so hard that when you thrust you end up slamming her head clear through the headboard. IF done correctly and with enough force, you might just be able to crack the dry wall of your shitty apartment.
Dude A: Dude, I'd so battering ram Megan Fox.
Dude B: Yea man.
by pm.mk August 4, 2007
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jacksonville butterfinger

taking a shit in someones mouth while getting a rim job
2 girls 1 cup explicitly shows the proper techniques of the jacksonville butterfinger
by that guy777 August 11, 2009
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