bertie bellend

an idiot

"you see that guy cross the motorway without looking?"

"what a bertie bellend"

by southwalessniper July 6, 2012

Bertie

A casual and affectionate name for an amiable dog, it is usually used to describe friendly Labradors.

"Your dog is such a Bertie!"

by Your psеudonym June 25, 2023

berty should do it with trevor

yes

berty should do it with trevor

by llamalover805 December 6, 2013

Bertie

A shit that never ends. Referential (and reverential) to the blatant admission of their own ineffectual governance in the early noughties in Ireland of Fianna Fáil. “A lot done, more to do.” A remarkable slogan for remarkable times. (Twinned with Irish Rail’s concomitant ad campaign “We’re not there yet, but we’re getting there”)

Sorry, love. I’ll be out in a minute. It’s a Bertie.

by bignordierick September 15, 2020

Berty Kush

A strong type of Marijuana. Very used in West Europe.

"Aye, bro what are you smoking?"
"Some Berty Kush, I'm already High"

by queenkush January 30, 2018

Berty

An stupid dog with an eye infection, who is constantly being abused by his owner Wilsy Boo

Awww look at that stupid dog berty

by C4MSW3 December 10, 2019

uncle bertie

Dirty women

That girls an uncle bertie

by swifty007 January 24, 2016