ballocks

ballocks is spelt bollocks
definition:
testicles

Bollocks!
- Usually used as an alternative to 'Fuck!' or 'Shit!'

by k November 23, 2003

Twatty Bollocks

You. Now fuck off.

Oi you, Twatty Bollocks

by Some bloke24654 November 11, 2010

Dog's bollocks

UK slang meaning "the best".

If something "takes a lot of licking", it is the best. Dogs are always licking their bollocks, therefore "dog's bollocks" take a lot of licking. So "The dog's bollocks" is the best.

My new mobile phone has MP3, MP4, 6 megapixel camera, bluetooth and WAP. It's the dog's bollocks.

by Buggle December 30, 2007

Bollocks

A phrase that can mean basically anything. Commonly used to describe a time where all hell breaks loose. Is also used to describe the action of poop.

“What the bollocks? Who stole my carkison?”
“I gotta go drop the bollocks off at the pool, I just ate Taco Bell and can feel it comin.”

by Bollocks&Arsimus April 14, 2022

Shite Bullocks

A Northern Irish curse word (that is very fun to say) used in times of annoyance, amazement or fear.

1. Johhny: Here Jim, did ye hand in that GSCE Coursework yesterday?
Jim: Uck Shite Bullocks!

2: Johnny: Look at that naughty magazine...
Jim: Holy Shite Bullocks!

by FishWadge May 1, 2009

route one bollocks

Standard issue nonsense. This can describe anything from a poor lie to a lazy, formulaic excuse. Can also refer to standard company/party bureaucracy and 'philosophy'.

"This is just Route One Bollocks isn't it, John?!?!"

by BogMorris July 11, 2019

Barry Big Bollocks

Nickname for anyone who belives they have skills and intelligence greater than reality would suggest.
This person would arrogantly boast about thier greatness to anyone who listens unaware of the fact that they are in fact self deluded and worthless.

Look at that fucking loser, giving it large like barry big bollocks

by dregj September 3, 2012