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benchslap

In fantasy football, when you lose a match up because you benched a player who scored far more points than the one you played.
Damn, girl, you played Luck instead of Sanders this week? You got benchslapped.
by lyzurjane October 1, 2016
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benchod

benchod i'll kick your ass.
by harry patel February 12, 2005
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steam bench

A steam bench located outside of the dorm Read at Indiana University Bloomington. It is a spot to get extremely ripped with your friends, but be careful because tons of cops lurk there at night looking to feed on young, innocent college boys and girls.
Brendan: I just picked up a gram from curry 2!
Jared: Where should we smoke it?
Eric: Lets go to the steam bench!
Alex: Thats a great idea, hopefully officer Dan doesnt catch us
Eddie: I'll bring Mary Poppins
by alexmace November 24, 2011
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Falling off the bench

when someone’s life begins to fall apart.(drugs, debt, women, etc.)
I have to say I’ve been falling off the bench recently, but I’m in the process of getting back on
by suicidal dog April 16, 2019
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bainch

substitute for bitch.
a person who is being sheisty or just a straight up chump. or the loest class of a cetain person in a clique.
Jesse is being a bainch. OR Jesse you are the bainch.
by embark July 1, 2005
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beinaheleidenschaftsgegenstand

The thing that is almost the thing you want but it's not quite.
Klaus: "Beinaheleidenschaftsgegenstand... das ist Vicoria to me."
Ted: "How do you know she's not Lebenslangerschicksalsschatz? I mean, maybe as the years go by, she'll get Lebenslangerschicksalsschatz-ier."
Klaus: "Oh, nein, nein, nein. Lebenslangerschicksalsschatz is not something that develops over time. It’s something that happens instantaneously. It causes swirling like the water of a river after a storm, filling you and emptying you all at once. You feel it throughout your body, in your hands, in your heart, in your stomach, in your skin.
If you have to think about it, you have not felt it. Everyone does eventually, you just never know when or where."

SOURCE: How I Met Your Mother Season 8 Episode 1 "Farhampton" 17:17- 20:02
by Robin Sparkles w/ Back Boobs August 12, 2021
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benchtard

A person seen as so retarded they set a new benchmark in stupidity.
Jim: George W. Bush is the best President the USA has ever had. He's a great public speaker too.
Bob: Jim, you are such a benchtard it astonishes me.
Jim: What did I say?
Bob: Exactly.
by Hashishin666 February 7, 2007
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