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Beastars

The dark anime version of Zootopia which your friend who is “not a furry” sends you too many memes of.
I love Beastars but I’m not a furry...uwu
by Kingdragon2430 July 3, 2020
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Weasel Beater

I prefer the jumbo weasel beaters over the regular ones.
by WeaselBeater November 29, 2019
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ghetto blaster

A large, portable, radio cassette player, measuring about 1.5 m wide and 1.0 m high.

It is played especially outdoors, in public places at loud volume; and carried on one shoulder with loudspeakers facing the head.

It is assumed that bypassers share the same musical taste.
Bob passed his time at the bus stop by playing his ghetto blaster.
by Kerb November 27, 2004
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Master Baster

A person who has achieved excellence at keeping things moist.
"Someone tell the Master Baster that the Dip Chicks need more moist."

My ballin-ass personal chef is a Master Baster.

My dumb cunt wife served me dry turkey. Next Thanksgiving I'm hiring a Master Baster--and maybe a dip set, as well.
by Ballin4DipChicks January 1, 2009
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Basterd

A clever misspelling of the word BASTARD used to ensure your movie title stands out when Googled.
by Jane Oak August 1, 2009
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Semen Blaster

Semen Blaster (n.)
1: The male counterpart to a cum dumpster
2: One who blasts semen into a cum dumpster
3: A stallion of a man that conquers many women, cum dumpsters or otherwise

Note: "Semen Blaster" may be used with a positive or negative connotation.
1 (Positive Context):
Tom: I heard Michael Phelps pounded like, thirty gymnasts in the Olympic village.
Barry: That's awesome! Phelps is a semen blaster.

2 (Negative Context):
Tom: Hey Barry, did Felix pound that cum dumpster Tanya last night?
Barry: Yeah, Felix porked her. He's a real semen blaster.
by Jake Dikshit August 12, 2012
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kentucky anal blaster

The Kentucky anal blaster is when you pour an entire container of KFC gravy in her butthole, and when she farts all the gravy spews out.
Tom "did you hear about when Dave gave Katy a Kentucky anal blaster"
James "Yeah, I heard it was a really mess"
by Kentucky Anal Blaster January 28, 2017
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