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Human Beanbag

When someone is morbidly obese. Making them look like a fleshy beanbag.
That boy was so fat, he looked like a human beanbag!
by Chocolate Monkey69 July 11, 2018
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colorado beanbag

When your drunk and teabag your best friend while they are passed out .
Hey man did you Colorado Beanbag me last night ?
Fuck yeah man and you loved it !
by BatmanfucksScarecrow November 23, 2018
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Corporal Beanbag

Pulling a corporal beanbag is sitting in a corner, camping. You offer up all your supplies like the common whore you are. As your team gets pushed you piss, shit, and cum in your little corner. When you die you blame the Delta Circle.
God Damn is Nova can you not be a corporal beanbag.
by BCK KOP May 22, 2022
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hide the beanbag

An aggressive and attacking change of topic on a message board thread after being proven wrong about a previous opinion.
After proclaiming that his team signed no players of importance, and then being provided examples to the contrary, RandomInternetPoster12 decided to hide the beanbag and started belittling anyone who thought the team was good to begin with.
by xraver21 April 10, 2014
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Bouncing Bean Bag for Yesh

A Bouncing Bean Bag for Yesh that sometimes yells "OUCHHHHHHH!!"
"Excuse me Ma'am, I'm having some trouble finding a Bouncing Bean Bag for Yesh
by "Alright" October 2, 2019
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beanbat

When you don’t listen to DGR and you look up a word anyways
What is a Beanbat? Don’t look it up -DGRDave, 2020
by CPyro516 October 20, 2020
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Bean Bag Tag

A reference to doggy style gay sex where the pitcher's abnormally long balls (bean bag) swing in a pendulum like manner and strike the underside of the catcher's fleshy meat sac (bean bag).
Gay Guy 1: "oh my cubes are so bruised from that vicious game of bean bag tag last night."

Gay Guy 2: "did you play with joe again?"

Gay Guy 1: "yea, when he gets his momentum going his nuts are like two cannonballs in a pair of nylons!"

Gay Guy 2: "Yea i know what that is like... his flesh bag is a wrecking ball designed for crushing man bags."
by gay guy one February 23, 2009
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