A male drinking partner who, while utterly slaughtered, one can get very close to, but not actually stimulate sexual acts with; A form of male bonding. This can also dissolve into violence rather easily.
Drunken drawl: "Mate, you're my bezzer you are, I f*cking love you, I'd die for you, but if you look at my girl one more time I'll F8cking punch your lights out."
by Nick CD November 15, 2007
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Fuck man, I totally brazzered that native last night! She started sceaming, oh god my eye, why did you do that? It's burning....
by KAJP August 27, 2010
Get the Brazzered mug.to have done up your car in a particularly shit way - the way a man called Barry might have done. Like a ricer but, if anything, more pants.
Nissan Micra, original paint job metallic lime but then owner paints large purple 'rally style' stripe up bonnet over roof and down boot, then adds soup-can sized dummy exhaust
by jeek February 7, 2005
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by cheech&chong May 12, 2008
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Get the moll-buzzer mug.1)(Noun) A very OK porn site that you fantasise about after seeing their ad on Pornhub, and when you finally pay for a subscription, you realise that although it is very good, it is actually not as good as you imagined.
2)(Verb) When you log on to brazzers.com to watch some very expensive but good porn.
2)(Verb) When you log on to brazzers.com to watch some very expensive but good porn.
by ZeTroll May 13, 2015
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