Baxter

a dog that gets brutally murdered while in hospital for a brain tumor then getting shot hundreds of times and hit by a speeding car or train or both.

RIP little baxter fly high

by Flynnnn March 18, 2025

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Billy baxter

Bilily baxter is a wannabe roadmap who probably gets sexually abused by his father which results in his need to fake his personality. He tries to intimidate you by staring into your soul but his Zika virus head will block out the sun making is head look like a melting Malteser. He rides his shitty mountain bike around doddington playing shitty music whilst and pulling out in front of cars. The residents of the village often complain and hope to see him one day get hit by a car and see his head explode which is the only known cure for the Zika virus.

Billy Baxter- what you looking at blud. Man will get cunt slack on ya'

by Thefendlandwhisperer October 29, 2019

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The Baxter Meatstick Incident of 2019

The blending of cheap gas station meatsticks and tequila in ones stomach while blackout-drunk. The amalgamation of which is immediate cause of "sleep-puking".

Hank:" I just finished that whole bag of meatsticks, lets get some sleep."
Me, in the middle of the night: "You alright bud?"
Hank: *Puking in his sleep* "'Merica"
Me: I dont think Ill ever get over The Baxter Meatstick Incident of 2019.

by turbovolvo August 12, 2021

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