berry basket

Simply a scrotum, nutsack, etc.

I shaved my berry basket on Tuesday and now it itches.

by dirtyjeff March 16, 2008

basketboy

basketboys they are super into basketball and will get physically and emotionally and mentally upsetti spaghetti if their basketball team loses. I'm talking throwing lunches, furniture: gone, mental state: N/A. They need grippy sock jail.

Did you hear about Jared? He got so upset that the Houston Rockets lost that he threw nacho cheese all over the walls. He is a basketboy

by Basketboy January 5, 2022

self basket

when you masturbate while laying on your back and shoot cum into your own mouth.

Blaine enjoys a nice protein shot, so he enjoys making a self basket every night.

by SpeedyTaco May 24, 2014

shanghai easter basket

When you slide your hand down a Chinese hookers panties and can't find her savory jelly bean through the thicket of wiry brush.

After having a few beers I wanted to flick the bean but I couldn't get past the Shanghai Easter basket.

by Wong way January 27, 2017

Cheese Basket

A dirty, hairy whore's crotch. Slightly sweaty, very moist and a stank you can smell through clothes. Especially thin stretch pants. Has the external appearance of curdled yogurt.

Watch that crack whore braaaahhh. She'll fuck for a fix. But she's got the worst cheese basket. I know. I needed a spoon for that Yoplait she had culturing down there.

by Eaton Holgoode March 16, 2017

Asian Basket Job

A sexual act involving a basket suspended from the ceiling in a manner than allows for it to spin. The basket has a hole in the bottom. A small framed, petite woman(usually Asian) is folded in half and placed in the basket with her vagina over the whole. A man lies down on a table directly below the basket and inserts his penis into the woman's vagina. A third person then spins the basket until the male achieves sexual release.

Bob: Dude, that girl was tiny.

Tim: Yeah man, I'd really like to get an asian basket job from her!

by Leroy McGillicuddy April 7, 2010

Carole Baskin

Carole Baskin is a phsyco old lady who makes her money off of suing people and abusing animals. You may recognize this slimy shit fart off of the Netflix series, Tiger King. She acts like a goddess but in reality all she does is bitch and complain. Fun fact- she fed her ex husband to a tiger! Carole tends to be a hypocrite and doesn't know how to have a normal functioning life where she leaves people alone. She owns a tiger farm where she has tigers in tight cages and are abused- unlike the Tiger King, Joe Exotic who is a fucking god. Carole deserves to be put in prison for man slaughter and just strait up being a criminal- for example, she murdered her multi-millionaire husband and took 90% of his money, leaving the rest of Dons' innocent family with only 10%. Carole tends to have more makeup on her face than blood in her body. We believe that Carole has healing crystals and essentials oils for when her tigers have a fatal disease, whereas Joe Exotic puts them out of their misery, but not in bad way, he just puts them out of pain. You gotta do what you gotta do. With that being said, lets conclude that Carole is a criminal and a bitch.

Carole Baskin- "I'm gonna sue your parents and take everything away from then including their furniture cause that's what heroes do"
Joe- "What the fuck kinda crazy son of a bitch is this shit fuck doing?! What the hell?!"

Carole Baskin- "Oh My god Joe, you're an evil monster, i'm gonna ruin your whole career and your brothers dream you fucking phsyco!"

by CplDonaldson153 March 31, 2020