basiliskek

The best man ever.
He is funny.
Sexy.
Like a playboy.
~Stephen Hawking 1995

You are like a Basiliskek

by 3247iuujfhgdas November 25, 2017

Basildon Colon

This describes the condition of one's colon after visiting an 'all you can eat' carvery.

If Mark Francois wants to come with me to a Toby Carvery, he too can experience a Basildon Colon.

by Reefknot January 27, 2020

Basildon cheese

When you make a thing up to win points in a word game, hoping your friends don't realise it doesn't exist.

"oh have you not heard of Basildon cheese? It's a local delicacy"

by bigdave3 December 20, 2020

Basilisk

A basilisk is a step up from a ‘gammon’, normally an older white man who still holds views from the 1930’s. He differs from the common British gammon as he is intelligently cruel and has probably become successful off the back of his cunty racist disposition; if the gammon is pink and noisily prejudiced, the basilisk is a grey cured sausage of thinly-veiled hateful bastardness. As the gammon matures, he becomes saggier and infinitely more bigoted, resulting in the birth of mankind’s subspecies of ultimate wankers, the basilisk.

Did you see that Giles Brandreth on QI? He ruined the entire fucking thing, the basilisk cunt.

by BunyanBowl January 14, 2021

Basilite

To follow in the practices of our holy father Basil: to deepen one's voice artificially and constantly, so that our already immense egos might grow bigger

I can't believe how stupid all of your friends were to join in the Basilites. There's no reason to make your voice deeper!

by 1W;0f;2Y;7u;3L;16w;4A;6h April 11, 2021

Basildon Bareback

Lads who take their tops off in public at the slightest hint of warm weather or sunshine.

18 degree weather brings out all the Basildon barebacks.

by TICKLD July 12, 2021

basilofc

Basilofc is an amazing tiktoker who’s account can be comforting to everyone and deserves better

Have you seen Basilofc’s new tiktok?

by Korii July 27, 2021