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Tactical barf

When you drank to much alcohol and decide to puke on purpose so you will feel better tomorrow.
Friend 1: Don’t you have to work tomorrow? You are way to drunk!
Friend 2: Nah, I will just do a tactical barf and i’ll be fine
by Jur1234 September 16, 2020
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cock barf

verb. The act of sperm being ejected from the penis as though cock is in the act of barfing.
I can't believe you accidentally cock barfed in that girls ear.
by Dodez January 19, 2008
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barf

Last night after eating a gallon of ice cream I barfed BIG TIME.
by Bungalow Bill February 16, 2002
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barf

verb: The premature expulsion of consumed materials through the mouth and nose.
noun: The material that is expelled in the manner described above.
Oooooh I shouldn't have ordered the "Septic Surprise." I think I'm gonna barf!
by BlastMaster June 12, 2003
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barf wars

Barf Wars
A post-party activity (usually performed by college students) in which participants attempt to vomit more grotesquely than the other players. The winner is usually characterized by the loudest “gag” reverberation, and/or the player with the most vomit material produced. Frequently takes place over the edge of a balcony; preferably onto your neighbors patio furniture, or a well-groomed garden. Deriving its name from the infamous “Star Wars”, the game has been passed down through oral tradition in specific regions throughout California. Though the creator(s) are unknown, it is widely believed they expired from internal hemorrhage and/or alcoholism.
"Dude, Danny just projectile-vomited past that fern, so he is definitely the winner of Barf Wars."

"Darren almost died the last time we played Barf Wars."

"Steven never wants to play Barf Wars again; last time he puked on his dog."
by Daniel Toon Capps May 15, 2008
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barfed

i barfed near the toilet.
by mitana April 19, 2016
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Scarf-n-Barf

In academia, the practice of cramming information into one's cranium (scarf) just long enough to regurgitate it onto an exam (barf) in order to score a passing grade for the course.
Jude passed Physics the good old fashioned way, through sheer scarf-n-barf.
by KImCobain March 2, 2015
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