Google Bants

Engaging in banter through the medium of google.
type your mother into google, it comes up with her porn site! Google Bants! LOL LOL LOL
by grij October 4, 2010
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bant ham

1. A ham that has rotted so badly that even flies cannot eat it. Maggots inside will die, and it has to be burned to get rid of it.

2. A person who has not showered in weeks.
Damn, Jimmy smells as bad as a bant ham.
by rubikscubeguy March 7, 2019
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BANT

Her BANT figure is a deal breaker for me!
by Steel-n-Time July 5, 2017
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Bants

Banter between friends mostly offensive shit but good bants is always clever over offensive.

Fire bants: Looks like banter clause has come early this year
Shit bants: your birds a slag

Shit bants be a basis for a fire bants and thus create a false sense of security for double bantage effect.

ShitBantsToFire: your birds a slag....... *Shows video of her letting a train thru*

You know if you have fire bants if the person getting bantsd does any of the following: an eye roll, a yawn, a snoring noise or a fake forced laugh etc.

If this is the case ask them if they are ok and can take the bants.
I'm the fuckin bant-am menace mate spent 4 years hard time in bantanamo bay.

He has good good bants to be fair.
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Baler Bants

The cooler but less popular way of saying its only banter.
"I ploughed your mum... only baler bants"
"calm down its only baler bants"
"He got well pissed off but he should have realised it was only baler bants"
by royston14 June 10, 2012
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Banting

I’m banting right now between going to McDonald’s and staying in bed
by Mckinlee and Madelyn January 9, 2025
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Banting middle school

The most high end but ghetto middle school in Coquitlam. The school itself is very high end but the people in it r ass, they're ether wanna be gangsters or sum rich preppy kid, and don't even get me started on the fuck boys
Ur joking right, u go to banting middle school. I feel bad for u.
by Th3y_l0ve_m3 January 10, 2022
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