chi chi arso bandito

A mexican bunghuffin homosexual who prowls the lone plains wandering the dessert looking for innocent people (namely children)to bleed dry and fill with cream.

ey mooda fooka,you b a chi chi arso bandito!

by nojewar January 21, 2005

Frito bandito Mexican avalanche

When you come in a chick’s pussy, eat her out and get your jizz all over your mustache, and then make her lick it off.

I gave Sandy a Frito Bandito Mexican Avalanche on the first date!

by Schneefchief November 16, 2019

Bano Bandito

AKA: Bathroom Bandit

Any female who gives oral sex to 2 or more guys in the bathroom.

Riley: "Where are Chad and Brandon?"
Pinto: "Gettin' served by the Bano Banditos!"

by SCM thug June 18, 2007

big dick bandito

A 50 year old man in a white van slowly driving threw everyone’s neighborhood who is looking for the biggest and juiciest dicks out there to snatch right out of you pants.

Hey, did you hear bill got attacked by big dick bandito?

by BakedP0t@toez December 4, 2019

Brown Bandito

The coolest dick slinging, war fighting, son of a bitch that you’ll ever meet.

Jack: I heard Frank is a real Brown Bandito.

Paul: Yeah, my girlfriend can’t keep her hands off of him, know what I’m saying? *Asian laugh*

by DemonOfAleppo October 6, 2020

Poop Bandito

Started when a black guy shit on the shelf at NDCP. Then a Hispanic kid shit in a urinal years later to keep the tradition alive. Poop bandit is a hero who shits in peculiar places as a practical joke.

Yo did u hear the poop bandito struck again

Yeah heard he did it right on the teachers desk

by shmoondo October 24, 2019

Banditos

A cool name for gangs, preferably Latino.

Bruh 1: The banditos are coming!
Bruh 2: Hell naw man, that’s just my boys shimmying down the street.
Bruh 1: ok

Me and the banditos gon be here a while

by Johnnles June 11, 2021