chi chi arso bandito

A mexican bunghuffin homosexual who prowls the lone plains wandering the dessert looking for innocent people (namely children)to bleed dry and fill with cream.

ey mooda fooka,you b a chi chi arso bandito!

by nojewar January 21, 2005

Frito bandito Mexican avalanche

When you come in a chick’s pussy, eat her out and get your jizz all over your mustache, and then make her lick it off.

I gave Sandy a Frito Bandito Mexican Avalanche on the first date!

by Schneefchief November 16, 2019

Closet Bandito

A person who pretends to like the same bands & artists that your friends like just to get accepted into your crowd & mingle with you, but when they are alone, they listen only to their old shameful bullshit music in the closet to avoid embarrassment.

"Cornelius is a Closet Bandito! He pretended to like our favorite bands & dress up cool just to hang with us. He just pretends to listen to Uglyhead. This whole time, he's been flailing his arms & dancing to Peyton Parrish in the closet!"

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO May 29, 2023

Brown Bandito

The coolest dick slinging, war fighting, son of a bitch that you’ll ever meet.

Jack: I heard Frank is a real Brown Bandito.

Paul: Yeah, my girlfriend can’t keep her hands off of him, know what I’m saying? *Asian laugh*

by DemonOfAleppo October 6, 2020

Bano Bandito

AKA: Bathroom Bandit

Any female who gives oral sex to 2 or more guys in the bathroom.

Riley: "Where are Chad and Brandon?"
Pinto: "Gettin' served by the Bano Banditos!"

by SCM thug June 18, 2007

Poop Bandito

Started when a black guy shit on the shelf at NDCP. Then a Hispanic kid shit in a urinal years later to keep the tradition alive. Poop bandit is a hero who shits in peculiar places as a practical joke.

Yo did u hear the poop bandito struck again

Yeah heard he did it right on the teachers desk

by shmoondo October 24, 2019

Banditos

A cool name for gangs, preferably Latino.

Bruh 1: The banditos are coming!
Bruh 2: Hell naw man, that’s just my boys shimmying down the street.
Bruh 1: ok

Me and the banditos gon be here a while

by Johnnles June 11, 2021