chi chi arso bandito

A mexican bunghuffin homosexual who prowls the lone plains wandering the dessert looking for innocent people (namely children)to bleed dry and fill with cream.

ey mooda fooka,you b a chi chi arso bandito!

by nojewar January 21, 2005

Frito bandito Mexican avalanche

When you come in a chick’s pussy, eat her out and get your jizz all over your mustache, and then make her lick it off.

I gave Sandy a Frito Bandito Mexican Avalanche on the first date!

by Schneefchief November 17, 2019

big dick bandito

A 50 year old man in a white van slowly driving threw everyone’s neighborhood who is looking for the biggest and juiciest dicks out there to snatch right out of you pants.

Hey, did you hear bill got attacked by big dick bandito?

by BakedP0t@toez December 04, 2019

Brown Bandito

The coolest dick slinging, war fighting, son of a bitch that you’ll ever meet.

Jack: I heard Frank is a real Brown Bandito.

Paul: Yeah, my girlfriend can’t keep her hands off of him, know what I’m saying? *Asian laugh*

by DemonOfAleppo October 06, 2020

Poop Bandito

Started when a black guy shit on the shelf at NDCP. Then a Hispanic kid shit in a urinal years later to keep the tradition alive. Poop bandit is a hero who shits in peculiar places as a practical joke.

Yo did u hear the poop bandito struck again

Yeah heard he did it right on the teachers desk

by shmoondo October 25, 2019

Lando Bandito

Reference to a child who displays uncanny ability to fight off anime any of skill or power. Known to stay up late, break all the rules, and be last or late

Check out the Lando Bandito fighting imaginary Pokémon in the keep out area.

by Dicki007 June 24, 2021

Bano Bandito

AKA: Bathroom Bandit

Any female who gives oral sex to 2 or more guys in the bathroom.

Riley: "Where are Chad and Brandon?"
Pinto: "Gettin' served by the Bano Banditos!"

by SCM thug May 29, 2007