baloney drapes

unusually oversized labia major

damn the baloney drapes on that chick remind me of the inside of an Arby's roast beef sandwich

by No Name Fits Me February 8, 2008

baloney skins

Low-profile car tires. Usually seen on tuner cars or large rims. They give the illusion of "baloney skins" due to their appearance of a thin-stretched out piece of rubber over a rim.

I'm going to blow the baloney skins off that guy!

by Ronny Cordova July 27, 2011

Nuclear Baloney

What phoboggers try and use to sidestep the reality of all the problems surrounding Nuclear Reactors; (like Safety, Fallout and the harmful effects of all kinds of radioactive particles) usually because of their connection to the Nuclear Industry!

The Pro Nuclear Cheerleaders used plenty of Nuclear Baloney to make their case against the benefits of Green Energy; but luckily the voters saw through it and decided to end the construction of the new reactor before it even started!

by CaptD July 6, 2011

Phoney Baloney

The art of strategically hanging a deli sausage out of one's pants to entice a partner.

Hey...Check out that schlong... Oh Wait... It's Just a Phoney Baloney.

by chiseboy December 18, 2003

Phoney Baloney

A nickname for the late 1980s, early 1990s pop group Milli Vanilli whose singers actually didn't sing the songs they claimed to. The two males were likely selected for the group based on their appearance. They lip-synched all of their live performances. They were busted because people started to question why nobody had ever heard their singing voices in person.

That group Milli Vanilli should be called Phoney Baloney.

by BigBuffalo101 April 26, 2011

Baloney Boner

When your love for baloney Is to strong you become erect

I love baloney so much I have a massive baloney boner

by Meat chub December 29, 2019

baloney patch

The bald spot on the back of your head surrounded by hair. The patch somewhat resembles a circle and the bald spot has been darkened over time from the sun giving it that baloney coloring.

Husband: Babe I think I'm going bald I can feel my scalp...check it please.

Wife: OMG love you are going bald and it looks like you have baloney patch on your head!!!

by Monkeyluv22 April 24, 2018