Dead Balled

The occurrence in which a gentlemen sustains crippling damage to one, or both, of his testicles to such a extent he can no longer retain feeling in his body below the waist. Or anywhere for that matter; most commonly caused by sitting on ones own nutsack.

"oi what happened to Barry?"

"poor bloke went and Dead Balled himself."

by metalfr3q December 31, 2011

Blue Balled Butler

Blue Balled Butler - A man dominated and terrorized by his wife. Unlike Pussy Whipped Guy, Blue Balled Butler's wife hasn't had sex with him in years.

Ben, the Blue Balled Butler, had to leave his buddy's monthly poker game at 9:00 PM because his wife Muffy insisted he be home to put the kids to bed so she could watch Orange County Housewives. The day also had special meaning to Ben as it was the fourth anniversary of the last time he had been laid, a night Muffy had a bit too much wine.

by J Frank and Beans March 3, 2016

Bisexual Ballsex

When one guy is getting one ball sucked by a girl and the other by a guy

#fondal #gay #sex #gayyyyyyyyy

I just had bisexual ball sex, the guy was better

What to have some bisexual ballsex, you suck one ball and a girl will suck the other

by Hdjsjsjajskalaa May 20, 2018

two-balled bitch

A male who has bitchy qualities

My ex is a two-balled bitch.

by Veggie Girl April 27, 2006

ballseam

The wrinkly skin that separates the scrotum into the left and right hemispheres.

I was freeballing and my zipper caught my ballseam.

by mr.krinklebein May 14, 2010

balled my eyes out

a misspelling of "bawled my eyes out" used by people from California and elsewhere who actually pronounce "cot" and "caught" the same way.

others who have written definitions of "balled my eyes out" here are perfect examples

by Tomer S February 28, 2008

Ballied

A Glaswegian slang term to describe being drunk.

Aww aye, I was pure ballied last night.

by TillyOnTop March 13, 2018