Baker's Delight

When two men twist their limp dick together, resulting in something that resembles a french braid.

My friend offered me the baker's delight. Unknowing of what it was, I accepted the friendly gesture.

A piss-drunk sex move for gay men.

by DrowningInMagots April 18, 2008

Baker Bounce

You start out on a bouncy object, such as a couch or trampoline. The girl then puts her ankles behind her ears, and the guy positions himself inside, and begins to bounce her (much like dribbling a basketball). Repeat until climax. Minimal effort is required for maximum speed.

Hey, see that girl over there? I totally gave her the Baker Bounce on her parent's couch.

by BaKeR417 December 14, 2010

Baker's Fuck

The act of not caring, literally not giving a fuck, up to 13 (a baker's dozen) times more than you would normally.

Man 1: "Hey do you mind if I go out with your ex-wife, she's been calling me for weeks?"

Man 2: "I don't give a baker's fuck what you do."

by The Civil Word Servant October 19, 2010

baker clone

A specific style that some skaters dress. It is defined by skin tight *girls* jeans (preferably black and the tighter the better), jet black hair, a skin tight shirt, leather jacket, and button pins or thin metal pins in the jacket and or pants. This style most likely is accompanied by a baker skateboard and emerica shoes.

Listening to emo optional.

"Wow did you see how tight his pants are?"

"Yea they're 9 year old girls pants he picked up at a thrift store."

"What a baker clone."

by blab October 27, 2005

Baker Burger

Plain. Well Done. No Cheese. Burnt to a crisp. Crispy Bacon. Preferably prepared at a drinking establishment.

That lame ass ordered nothing except a Baker Burger and French Fries.

by floyd barber May 14, 2011

Baker Park

Baker Park is a park in Cammack Village, Arkansas. If your a child, go here during the day, if your here past 8 then you need to leave. If your an adult, play basketball here, but leave by 7. If your a teenager, arrive at 9 and stay as long as you fucking want, cuz the park is only fun at night.

Kid: "Man i played nerf at baker park the other day!"
Adult: "Oh yeah, I have to go to baker park to play basketball, just like everyday."
Teenager: "Man, we gonna hit up the pool at 5, then leave at 7 and go behind Jefferson Elementary and leave there at like 9 then go to Baker Park and just hang there and swing till like 1 A.M."

by man from downtown July 1, 2011

baker's couple

when you go out for a couple of drinks but you actually have between 3 and lots

Wife: "How many drinks did you have tonight?"
Me: "A couple"
Wife: "Really?"
Me: "Well, a baker's couple"

by Mackinator September 30, 2015