baby

Goes well with ketchup.

"That's some mighty fine baby."
"Thanks."

by El Sanchez July 20, 2008

baby

a unit for measuring water roughly equivilant to 0.87 gallons.

I have to pee so badly! I just drank a baby and a half!

by babydrinker June 7, 2009

baby

a monster that pisses shits cries keeps you up all night and destroys things

I don't want this baby

by FlashlightMemelord July 9, 2016

baby

excuse to punch your girlfriend in the stomache

My girl said "were gona have a baby", i said "no were not, fuck you bitch" and punched her in the stomache

by jens clark January 30, 2008

baby

a belittling term of address used with someone you consider beneath yourself.

"Harun,if you steal my medal, I will give you a big lump on the head,baby!" threatened Musa.

by JMC70 January 8, 2017

baby

That little shit that keeps making noise when you're flying on an airplane.

Man 1: what is that infernal noise
Man 2: fuckin baby
Man 1: shit
Man 3: fuckin babies

by Makes_my_oyster_moister April 9, 2017

baby

The worst mistake you'll ever make

happy mother: oh my god Brittany, i just had a baby
random bystander: Jesus, you've made a huge mistake

by SpiffyNoodles34 November 21, 2017