by Jasmine Odell April 24, 2008
1. the epitome of an ironic municipality name, i.e. "Superior, AZ is waaaaay inferior."
2. the ultimate sh*thole of Arizona.
3. an ugly, methamphetamine pit of a rotten, decaying town, full of criminals and crack whores, 60 miles east of Phoenix, AZ.
4. a meaningless town east of Phoenix, AZ, where white folks don't live, nor should they want to.
5. methamphetamine capital f the universe.
2. the ultimate sh*thole of Arizona.
3. an ugly, methamphetamine pit of a rotten, decaying town, full of criminals and crack whores, 60 miles east of Phoenix, AZ.
4. a meaningless town east of Phoenix, AZ, where white folks don't live, nor should they want to.
5. methamphetamine capital f the universe.
by Call Me Mayor April 23, 2009
A. K. A. A cesspool where 50 + shades of grey water weirdos who didn't make the cut wake up wondering how all the whites went black and ain't ever getting back
by Mybygone April 19, 2021
A "fact" made by someone from Arizona. The maker of the fact as well as any other zonies within earshot cannot be dissuaded from their belief no matter how much proof to the contrary is provided. The person delivering the so called "fact" is usually a standard issue "bro" or "chick" with a generic name like "Christopher" or "Jessica". Often made when discussing sports, fringe politics, or, strangely, Canadians. 93% of the time the word "dude" precedes an AZ FACT. When a Zonie declares and AZ FACT all other Zinoes within earshot chime in and agree regardless of their knowledge of said fact.
Zonie 1: "DUDE, did you know that no Canadians are over like 6 feet? Yea it's the weather. It never gets above 65 degrees cuz it's so far up that way (points to what he things is north)"
Zonie 2: "FACT!"
Non-Zonie: "Fuck off that's just an AZ FACT! It's not real"
Zonie 2: "FACT!"
Non-Zonie: "Fuck off that's just an AZ FACT! It's not real"
by Quasi-Legitimate Canadian January 15, 2022
by yaoyaolover July 29, 2023
Orange County of Phx...Best kept secret of AZ. Hidden Southern pocket of Phoenix where all the high roller rich people raise their families. All attend Mountain Pointe and get a dose of real life through the ghetto kids shipped in from south Phx. Equestrian is the little area that raises Ahwatukee's normal real estate prices to make it seem like a good area...Equestrian and Scottsdale stand as the only distinguishers to the methed out fratty area only 2 hours away known as Tucson/UOFA. Residents of Equestrian include Todd McFarlane, Mike Calcavecchia, Ricky Henderson, Matt Leinart, Jake Plummer, Jeff Phillips.
Man that honky must be from tukee, reppin the hood from equestrian az. hes prolly smokin a blunt up on the mountain. mp 09
by jeff skeezball December 8, 2009
by alexandra! August 20, 2008