Assem

A middle eastern male given name that means one that abstains from all that's evil...

Person 1: what's that guy's name?
Person 2: Assem
Person 1: wow, the name really fits him

by Linguisticone March 3, 2009

Asem

The coolest brown kid alive

An example would be Asem

by bluedevilfanforlife January 11, 2005

Assembly-safe Shuriken

Any small but dense food item served as an hors d'oeuvres at a wedding; the Spinach Vomit-bomb is the most common type of Assembly-safe Shuriken. Since there are always dozens of these left over when the cocktail hour has expired, mischievous guests load their pockets with them, then fling them at annoying guests - which is hard to spot when in a room with 225 people. Typical victims include annoying mother-in-laws, the guy who showed up in the white tux with a pickle stashed in his underpants, and that annoying aunt who manages to interrupt every dance and photo opportunity to get her ugly flowered dress and $10 Wal-Mart sneakers into the frame.

"Aunt May was being a total douchehound so I pegged that bitch in the head with an Assembly-safe Shuriken. Now they can get the wedding party photos done while she combs crumbs out of her hair for an hour."

by JustAnotherGuy March 15, 2010

arsemilk

From: postcoital leakage of ejaculant from the anus.
1) Expression of disgust/ dissatisfaction/ anger
2) Describing a poor quality bevarage
3) A cocktail of milk, coconut rum, irish cream liqueur and vodka

1) Oh Arsemilk! I've left the oven on.
2) A coffee for me please, American tea is arsemilk!
3) Well, after six beers I feel like a change, mix me an Arsemilk barkeep, and make it sticky.

by Erich ULner November 8, 2008

Ayşe

A very beautiful person.Is a turkish name, kind but sometimes can be rude or dramatic.Has many friends, and also cares and loves her friends alot.

Random Person: Umm hi i am new
Ayşe: Ohh let me help you, my name is Ayşe!
Random person:Ohhh thanks alot!

by ItzLuna_LVLM_eal May 21, 2021

aysmd

aysmd is an acronym for “are you shitting my dick”

friend-taylor swift just came out with a new album did you see?
you- no way aysmd right now

by milfordilf September 9, 2021

Aysimay

Aysimay can be hard but no other thing is near close of her perfection. You will create mind blowing memories with her and it will be never enough for your soul. Great lover, great friend, great human. Simple definition of excellence!

D: How about last night with Aysimay?
X: Oh man… There are no words to describe it

by Justine Timberlake November 19, 2021