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Jazmein is the definition of avoidance.
by Goofy009 January 13, 2023
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Avoided Rat

Did you watch Avoided Rat on TikTok today, he is very funny
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pathological avoidance

A politically correct (woke) way to describe a lazy, workshy cunt.
Boss - "Hey Bert since I pay you a rather nice salary can you help out to move these really light boxes over there?"

Highest payed employee "No Ernie! That's not my job!" Bert then vanishes for the rest of the day hiding in dark corners waiting to go home early as they "worked" their lunch break.
Another employee rolls their eyes as they say to the boss - "Bert's one of those pathological avoidance persons"
by Bollock tucker September 2, 2022
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Organizing Avoider

One who uses organizational tasks as an excuse for not hanging out with in-laws and friends.
Is your wife coming to the beach for Labor Day? No. She just came back from container store, so she’ll be working on arranging and sorting every item in our house this weekend. She’s an organizing avoider.
by Aceholes Live! September 2, 2022
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Woman-Avoiding

Word: (noun) Woman-Avoiding

Definition: Someone, typically a woman, says something that you don't hear, so You ask what they've said, and they refuse to tell you. This makes you feel bad, like you've lost the privilege to know what has been said in the voidance of your conscious.
Robby: "What did you say?"
Denika: "Nope, doesn't matter, you weren't listening."
Robby: "Oh, stop woman-avoiding!"
by Ros333 September 20, 2022
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National Avoid Herbert Day

April 26 just whatever you do avoid Herbert
Thank god todays national avoid Herbert day, we no longer have to listen to his bullshit
by This Name Is Not Available April 26, 2022
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avoider

someone who is perceived as avoiding someone or questions, but actually is answering or being preset in a truthful manner. I.E. someone misunderstood
"You're an avoider! You always avoid my questions!" "No, I answered your question, you just didn't like the answer"
by mailgoogle January 20, 2022
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