When you are typing, and your device's autocorrect system completely fucks up your sentence and ruins your day. Gets out of hand sometimes!
Friend: "Hey man! What are you doing?"
You: *Replies* "Hey! I am chicken doing and yes."
Friend: *Replies* "What?"
Friend: "Hey man! What are you doing?"
You: *Replies* "Hey! I am chicken doing and yes."
Friend: *Replies* "What?"
by ExoticCars247 May 29, 2015
Get the Autocorrekt mug.The grammar troll that lives in your iPhone messaging app and converts your ordinary, well-meaning words into unintentional and embarrassing ones when you're not looking.
Tim: Did you order a penis?
Steve: lolwhat?
Tim: PIZZA. Damn auto cucumber!
Steve: ??
Tim: Auto CORRECT!
Steve: lolwhat?
Tim: PIZZA. Damn auto cucumber!
Steve: ??
Tim: Auto CORRECT!
by franchise88 November 13, 2011
Get the auto correct mug.A behavior deliberately built into word processing programs to replace what we meant to say with what they have been programmed to say, regardless of coherence or context. Frustration (and occasional hilarity) ensue. Most commonly associated with smartphones.
Damn You Autocorrupt!
by Dotchaos July 7, 2014
Get the AutoCorrupt mug.The process of typing something on a smartphone or tablet with autocorrect in which autocorrect proceeds to change some of the words into something that may even sound wrong.
**Txting**
Me: omg the cock in this bottle is so tight
Other Person: ._. What????
Me: CORK** fuck I got autocorrekt
Me: omg the cock in this bottle is so tight
Other Person: ._. What????
Me: CORK** fuck I got autocorrekt
by СукаБлять November 13, 2015
Get the Autocorrekt mug.Teen Daughter: "Hey dad, can I come over & do something with you tonight?"
Father: "Sure,what do you have in mind?"
Teen Daughter: "I was thinking of going down & sucking out your balls."
Father: "WHAT THE HELL??!!"
Teen Daughter: "OMG!! Wait! Dad no!! Damned autoincorrect !!!! I meant, going down & checking out the mall"
Father: "Sure,what do you have in mind?"
Teen Daughter: "I was thinking of going down & sucking out your balls."
Father: "WHAT THE HELL??!!"
Teen Daughter: "OMG!! Wait! Dad no!! Damned autoincorrect !!!! I meant, going down & checking out the mall"
by JenBurger July 10, 2016
Get the autoincorrect mug.happens when your smartphone autocorrects a statement in a manner that reveals a freudian slip.
A freudian slip is a slip of the tongue that is said to reveal a suppressed thought
A freudian slip is a slip of the tongue that is said to reveal a suppressed thought
(text)
Joe: Hey man, you coming over tonight
Matt: Yea man, once I get done humping my mom.
Joe: ?!?!?!?!
Matt: HELPING! Damn you auto-correct!
Joe: Freudian auto-correct?
Joe: Hey man, you coming over tonight
Matt: Yea man, once I get done humping my mom.
Joe: ?!?!?!?!
Matt: HELPING! Damn you auto-correct!
Joe: Freudian auto-correct?
by lamelikebetty November 14, 2011
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