Augusta Kansas

One of the most fucking boring and average towns in existence,but if you’re looking to party it’s the place to be. Class of 2021.

Augusta Kansas- A place to get bored then get fucked up

by Big Tittie Boy June 17, 2018

Augusta Flatlander

To find your nearest cousin, lay he/she/it down flat on their stomach and proceeding to penetrate that sweet Green-Jacket bootyhole while singing, “Glory, Glory To Ole Georgia” in Jim Nance’s voice.

I met that 2nd cousin of mine and gave her the old Augusta Flatlander over Master’s Week

by AugustaGuy69 February 11, 2020

FABIAN AUGUSTIN

200-Year-old filmmaker, big vampire tingz innat 🧛🏿, World-renowned Titty milk connoisseur🤱 and fruit loops🦒 specialist. Also known for hosting underground racing tournaments with his adopted son Tod 🏎️, Together they Conquer both the Film and NASCAR industry.

👹😈vai vraer ar it'rs 'k aesae'r, t'rko 'k var'k taeqo 'g vai klaerso aervlaedokt. Tlo uaerbad avk'ar 't rak kadvrokorv uaerb🔮👹 ~ Fabian Augustin

by That negro22282 October 12, 2020

Saint Augustines

Lowest percentage of future dole-bludgers in Cairns along with the highest percentage of future doctors. Could single-handedly give Australia the strongest economy in the world if it wasn't for the reject schools like Trinity Bay, Woree and Smithfield causing Cairns to have the most crime and longest lines at centrelink on a Tuesday morning. Often referred to as 'gay' by the fuckwits at other schools when in fact you could get spit-roasted by two abo's any day of the week at Cairns High.

Slave 1: How is our slave-master so rich?
Slave 2: Because he went to Saint Augustines.
Slave 3: And we only went to Trinity Bay.
Saints Man: I didn't pull you out of the centrelink line to converse with each other! Now please continue to attend to the plethora of tasks I have set for you including the picking of the cotton.
Slaves 1, 2 & 3: Yes master.
Saints man: St. Marcellin Champagnat
Slaves: Pray for us
Saints Man: Mary our good mother
Slaves: Pray for us
Saints man: And may we always remember
Slaves: To keep working
Saints Man: And
Slaves: Boost the economy
All: Amen

by Bumhole annihilator June 2, 2022

St. Augustine Big Whale

An act of love making that requires some heavy lifting. While in St. Augustine, a rather large women (preferably 250lb+) approaches you with an offer to "do the dirty", as they say, back at her place. You then pursue a counter offer and immediately take her to the closest pier. Once there, it is important to stay as close to the edge of the pier for optimal results. You proceed in the act of love making and midway through when enough strength and muscle is gathered, you thrust and push with all your might as she plummets off the side. Make your way as quick as possible to the edge in order to see the rare splash of a "big whale" that very few people witness.

- " How was your weekend, man?"
- " Dude, I made my way down to St. Augustine and got approached with an offer I couldn't refuse."
- " Say it ain't so, you.... pulled off the St. Augustine Big Whale?"
- " Sure did, it brought a tear to my eye."

by St. Augustine Big Whale May 12, 2014

North Augusta

A Small town across the Georgia-South Carolina border. Often Confused with Augusta, Georgia, the place they hold the masters every year, North Augusta is Actually in SC. One of the oldest cities in the state, established in 1872, it is the pride of SC, along with Aiken. It is also the second city of SC. Generous souls, and pretty much no type of ghetto ( There are bad people everywhere, I'm telling you ) You could say North Augusta is a type of paradise.

Guy 1: You in North Augusta yet?
Guy 2: I've been here for about 3 months, but I've been watchin the sun set ever since, so I didnt get to call you. Hot babes here man, Hot babes.

by G3N3S1S December 24, 2010

Augusta, GA

The worst, most boring city ever to exist. The heat and humidity are horrible. If you take a deep breath of stagnant, Augusta air, you will smell farts and marijuana stank, along with the occasional note of shit. This is due to the fact that, apparently, every God forsaken piece of land here has to be built on, leaving less trees. The heat seems to make people crazy, which is probably causing the ass-loads of crime we have.
Augusta is also what some dub the "golf capital of the world" because the Masters is held here. If you have been to Augusta because of that, here's something you don't know: Master's week is the ONLY time that Augusta looks like a normal, nice place to be.
While it's the only place I have ever lived, I was raised by people who aren't from here, therefore I am a normal person who lives in a place filled with dumbfarts. As a person unlike the majority, I think that everyone who lives here falls under at least one of the following categories:

1. A whore
2. A snob
3. A person who regularly speeds
4. A person whose brain is so affected by the heat that they don't put a damn bit of thought into what they're doing
5. A person who isn't from around here and/or is raised by someone who isn't from here who is wondering why the hell they're here.

Unless you absolutely have to, don't move to Augusta. Just...don't.

Person 1: "Oh my God man, I just came back from Augusta, GA."

Person 2: "For real, man?"

Person 1: " Yeah, just because some of my relatives live there. I don't know how they can live there, it's so boring."

Person 2: "I feel sorry for you, but I feel especially bad for your relatives. Damn."

by zawakuchi July 25, 2011