Getting rid of ones excrement. To defecate. A solid but not too hard turd. Perfectly tapered so your asshole won't slam shut.
All I want to do is post a stump in peace but I always end up getting inturdupted.
After taking my wheatgerm I can always post a stump like a champ! I swear it knocks something loose!
After taking my wheatgerm I can always post a stump like a champ! I swear it knocks something loose!
by projectmatter July 14, 2009
Get the Post A Stump mug.Someone who assumes something, even if it is not true. An adjective that replaces assume or assumption. An assumptionist is used as an accusation.Is commonly used with such.
"Your such an assumptionist! Just 'cause I didn't do my homework that doesn't mean i'm lazy."
"What an assumptionist." "Why is she such an assumptionist? Just cause Im friends with him doesnt mean we're together."
"What an assumptionist." "Why is she such an assumptionist? Just cause Im friends with him doesnt mean we're together."
by Djazzy April 14, 2008
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An assumption among some white individuals that all other white people share the same stereotypes about other races and/or racist views. This assumption leads said individuals to believe that is socially acceptable to make stereotypical and racist comments and jokes about other races to and in front of any other white individual.
Mark: "Man, I could not live in your apartment complex. You're like the only white guy that lives there and I own a lot of high-end electronics."
Andrew: "Dude, not only do you possess the white assumption, but didn't your car get broken into in YOUR apartment complex?"
Andrew: "Dude, not only do you possess the white assumption, but didn't your car get broken into in YOUR apartment complex?"
by 1-2-3-4 January 20, 2011
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Get the assumping mug.An example of the warning and logical criticism of "making assumptions".
One of a few fundamental false assumptions about human interaction and the internet that tend to make everything more complicated rather than simpler.
The assumptiont that everyone would be sane, ultimately have the best interest for everyone in mind, and that any conflict would only be some kind of misunderstanding.
And the assumption that everyone would have the same knowledge and background and that the key to understanding everyone and every single situation would be to take up some common clichés about human interaction or even "key topics" (see trivial "atheism vs religion", although atheism still wins).
Ironically only creates partisanship, stereotypes, and apologists of plainly inane or insane behaviour.
One of a few fundamental false assumptions about human interaction and the internet that tend to make everything more complicated rather than simpler.
The assumptiont that everyone would be sane, ultimately have the best interest for everyone in mind, and that any conflict would only be some kind of misunderstanding.
And the assumption that everyone would have the same knowledge and background and that the key to understanding everyone and every single situation would be to take up some common clichés about human interaction or even "key topics" (see trivial "atheism vs religion", although atheism still wins).
Ironically only creates partisanship, stereotypes, and apologists of plainly inane or insane behaviour.
by felixh November 4, 2016
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Butt a Stump!!! Common term used in helpdesks across the nation to deal with rogue users who tinker with company issued equipment and then complain it does not work.
Synonyms: Go to hell! Piss off! Blow me! Get lost (Adjective here)!
Synonyms: Go to hell! Piss off! Blow me! Get lost (Adjective here)!
Mike says, "This user has a problem with their VPN, can you give me a hand here?"
Carl says, "(Joe user) can go BUTT A STUMP for all I care!"
"I already fixed that problem last week!"
(Carl trashes a helpless keyboard and growls and makes strange animal noises Reminiscent of child hood camping trips)
Carl says, "(Joe user) can go BUTT A STUMP for all I care!"
"I already fixed that problem last week!"
(Carl trashes a helpless keyboard and growls and makes strange animal noises Reminiscent of child hood camping trips)
by Michael Segroves December 7, 2006
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