assraping

1. The penetration of an unsolicited dick in your ass.

2. An extremely difficult test that requires copious amounts of lubrication to survive.

"Bubba assraped me in the showers yesterday. It was traumatic."

"I hope you lubricated for that Chem test because it's a complete and brutal assraping."

by Turtlittle September 27, 2013

asswipe

an asswipe is a person who is a real motherfucker;cocksuckin type person...one who thinks he or she can do anything..but really they can't do a fucking thing right...

hey dude marvin is a real asswipe...he tried fuckin my girl friends' mom just the other day!!!!wait till i get my hands on the asswipe.....

by king a December 6, 2006

assripping

when your sitting on the toilet and your not sure what hole its going to come out of.

Once upon a time I discovered assripping. I ate some mexican food, it came out of my butt then i didnt have enough time to wipe and i turned around and threw up and got poop all over the cabinets.

by Gregory Korman April 16, 2008

asswipe

A person who nobody likes who is either very annoying or is extremely rude.

A.W. -- Watch where you're going, bitch! I'm walking here!

You -- Maybe if you didn't take up the whole sidewalk, asswipe!

by blahhhtastic October 16, 2008

assrape

to get totally scammed or taken advantage of

Holy shit, it's ten bucks to get into the new Tomb Raider movie? What a total assrape.
Your boss jypped you overtime? Holy assrape.

by d July 27, 2003

assrapery

The act of forcing anal sex.

The new full-body orange coveralls provide prisoners with a deterent (though not a cure) to assrapery.

by Eroneous Negroneous October 3, 2008

assricle

the very first bead of sweat that runs down from your lower back into your arse-crack. if not attended to promptly, will gradually turn into arse-cheese, also known as sour-ass.

Tom the Carpenter was working on a very hot day when an assricle was formed, left unattended, the assricle created sour-ass. This left Tom with an itchy ass

by Dr. Squig October 27, 2009