A rare medical condition in which the person is born with two asses. The normal ass, in its normal location but slightly to the left, then a second ass mid back, but slightly to the right.
My friend Bloodliine said "Dude this chick has underwear for a shirt." to which I replied, "No man, she has assback."
by John Vítal August 25, 2008
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The antler-like tattoo found on the sacral area of certain hopefully hot women, usually exposed when they bend over wearing low rise pants. Implies future consentual boning. See trampstamp and backrack.
by r.s.Reeves February 17, 2008
Get the assrack mug.a person that so offends every bodily sense, this person often acts like a buffoon and cannot commit to the social norm. this person is therefore sensually offense, dim witted, physically unfit and is desired by only the most munterish of woman and must have a form of disability that inhibits their motor skills by making their hands constantly click and this kind of person usually has a fat waste of oxygen family.
me: hey assjack
assjack: derpa herpa clickity click
friend: u dumb
assjack: that dont say dumb thats dum B
friend: *punch in face*
assjack: derpa herpa clickity click
friend: u dumb
assjack: that dont say dumb thats dum B
friend: *punch in face*
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Get the assjack mug.by The Sexy Stud November 3, 2007
Get the Assmacgyver mug.When an individual's entire head is up their own ass, instead of just the top, which is commonly referred to as asshat.
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