asscracker

Name of a ladies viscous raccoon

asscracker bit my finger

by aunt coll December 19, 2020

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asscrack salt

The salt that comes off hot Cheetos bitches ass when they wear booty shorts

" damn nigga she got asscrack salt that's saltier then the sea"

by Niggerballs420 August 20, 2021

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Admiral Asscrack

A person who can be a slew of things, but is generally just a pissy fucker and is not plesant to be around.

Guy 1: Hey bro, came home and i was about to passout from hunger, so i ate that sandwitch in the fridge.

Guy 2: OMG! I've been wanted that sandwitch ALL DAY!!!!! God dammit! I Fucking hate you so much!!!!

Guy 1: Chill the fuck out Admiral Asscrack...it just a sandwitch.

by XxAutisticJeezusxX August 13, 2011

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Asscracker

A fat fucking dipshit who never washes his ass and eats crackers all day.

Ewww look at him he is such an asscracker.

by SourceofAutism January 31, 2024

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Asscracker

A mixture of the words ass, and firecracker. It refers to a wild little hot chick who loves ass to mouth. Usually referring to a step sister or step mom, in some cases maybe even a step brother.

Wow I nailed my step-grandma last night. I never knew she was an asscracker

by King boogy December 18, 2023

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