1. Someone, whom you likely don’t know, that is such a douchebag that you find yourself entertained by his or her antics.
2. Someone, whom you likely know, that is such a douchebag that you are required to find humor in their douchiness in order to maintain your sanity.
3. A situation of either of the above.
2. Someone, whom you likely know, that is such a douchebag that you are required to find humor in their douchiness in order to maintain your sanity.
3. A situation of either of the above.
1. Charlie Sheen is an amuse douche. His “winning” breakdown was so out of control that I found the whole thing hilarious.
2. My best friend’s husband is an amuse douche. He is so controlling of her and such an ass to me that I have to make fun of his bullshit just to maintain my composure around him.
3. This morning’s commute was a total amuse douche. To begin with, I was late getting out of the house. Then I got stuck behind a car that refused to go over 15 in a 30 zone, and once I finally passed them and thought I had free sailing, there was a massive construction backup on the freeway. I was over an hour late to work, and I could only laugh at the stupidity of slow drivers and the state’s inability to post pre-construction notices as I was trying to explain to my boss why I had missed the meeting.
2. My best friend’s husband is an amuse douche. He is so controlling of her and such an ass to me that I have to make fun of his bullshit just to maintain my composure around him.
3. This morning’s commute was a total amuse douche. To begin with, I was late getting out of the house. Then I got stuck behind a car that refused to go over 15 in a 30 zone, and once I finally passed them and thought I had free sailing, there was a massive construction backup on the freeway. I was over an hour late to work, and I could only laugh at the stupidity of slow drivers and the state’s inability to post pre-construction notices as I was trying to explain to my boss why I had missed the meeting.
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1.
"It is incredibly amusting to me when I catch my dog eating the cat shit out of the litter box."
2.
Man (in kitchen): "Honey, I need your help, hurry!!!"
Woman (upstairs): "Okay, I'm coming!!" She hurries down the stairs to aid her husband before an apparent disaster occurs.
The man quietly and calmly sits at the kitchen table.
Woman: "Well what the hell did you call me down here for?"
Man: "Can you grab me another brew, babe?"
Woman: "You amust me." She turns and silently walks up the stairs.
3.
"It never ceases to amust me how Taco Bell smells the same when it's coming out as it does when it's going in!"
"It is incredibly amusting to me when I catch my dog eating the cat shit out of the litter box."
2.
Man (in kitchen): "Honey, I need your help, hurry!!!"
Woman (upstairs): "Okay, I'm coming!!" She hurries down the stairs to aid her husband before an apparent disaster occurs.
The man quietly and calmly sits at the kitchen table.
Woman: "Well what the hell did you call me down here for?"
Man: "Can you grab me another brew, babe?"
Woman: "You amust me." She turns and silently walks up the stairs.
3.
"It never ceases to amust me how Taco Bell smells the same when it's coming out as it does when it's going in!"
by Lady Em April 25, 2014
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AMUSEMENT-ITIS is when you can’t seem to make someone laugh, even though you have made them laugh in the past.
Example:
“I just told a joke” “Yeah but it wasn’t funny”
“But I have made you laugh multiple times before, I must have AMUSEMENT-ITIS.”
“I just told a joke” “Yeah but it wasn’t funny”
“But I have made you laugh multiple times before, I must have AMUSEMENT-ITIS.”
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