as balls

A phrase added after any adjective to make it stronger.

Perhaps started by people trying to be less vulgar than using "as fuck" or "as shit", but still wanting to use a dirty word.

The resulting phrase doesn't have to have anything to do with testicles or their qualities; it's almost better when it's very un-ball-like, because it makes other people stop and think how your phrase doesn't make sense.

I'm hungry as balls!
Dude, your mom is hot as balls.
I was sick as balls last night.
It's cold as balls out here!
It's cold as balls are not!

by Coell June 14, 2006

as you should

A way of saying to keep doing what you’re doing and go off. Commonly used in TikTok. It is a compliment to show that they shouldn’t stop what they’re doing.

Susan: *Does well on a test*
Karen: “Yes girl, as you should!!”

by sittingchimp September 29, 2020

As If You Do

Used to acknowledge a stupid act or if someone says something rediculous or unbelievable.

Jayd: omg wayne just got back with that mong!
Kayleigh: i knoo, as if you do man..what an idiot.
Jayd: aha yeahh

by Jayleigh February 2, 2008

As Per Usual

The redundant version of "Per usual", used to add extra words and seem more official.

As according to usual
or
As as usual

Have my assistant handle my accounts this week as per usual.

by djjellyk January 18, 2016

as useless as tits on a bull

tits are not used on a bull because bulls do not produce milk. they are still there though.

a person that cannot do their job properly may be referred to as= as useless as tits on a bull.

by Tom Love February 2, 2007

as if

YEAH RIGHT!
Made popular by the movie CLUELESS staring Alicia Silverstone.
Meaning: I'm definetly not going to do that / not into that/ don't beleive that / etc.

If a guy tells me he knows I'm in love with him (but I think he's a total loser), then I say to him "AS IF!"

by Aaliyah Christen January 4, 2004

as much use as a hedgehog in a condom factory

Useless at best, causing severe damage at worst. Similar to saying, "As much use as a bull in a china shop."

Guy 1: Damn it... My sister ruined my school project again.

Guy 2: Wow. She's as much use as a hedgehog in a condom factory.

by Ur waifu June 7, 2016