Armadillo phone call

Prank call someone pretending to be an aroused armadillo

Oh my god Tommy totally did a armadillo phone call on me last night, it was hot !

by Joe Swanson 93 November 8, 2010

Pink Fairy Armadillo

An awesome kind of armadillo that lives in argentina and they have wings, are pink, and are the smallest armadillo specie!

A pink fairy armadillo raped Fidel Castro. Twice

by Kasheck April 30, 2008

The armadillo’s cool side of the pillow

This phrase is used to describe something or someone that is unbelievably cool and unique.

Person 1: Damn, that party last night was insane.
Person 2: Yeah, it was totally the armadillo’s cool side of the pillow.

by Adn November 21, 2019

Armadillo in my prayer garden

When a guy performs oral sex on a woman.

Girl A: (texts girl B) "what are you doing? "
Girl B: "sorry, can't talk now, there's an armadillo in my prayer garden. "

by JennDubs1 August 6, 2011

My back hurts like an armadillo shell

When you´re stiff and your back hurts.

Friend 1: How are you feeling today?
Friend 2: Im good but my back hurts like an armadillo shell.

by Sweden04 January 23, 2023

Armadillo Dick

When one’s penis ascends into the body of the owner for fear of female gym bro crushing the family jewels.

Man 1: “I have a date tonight and there’s no way I’m going to be able to perform”
Man 2: “Why not?”
Man 1: “Bro, she’s a wrestler and I’m afraid I’m going to get armadillo dick.”

by creative_euphemisms October 12, 2022

Muddy Armadillo

Pulling out of an anal sex session while wearing a ribbed condom that results a in skid marks on your ding ding.

Bro I hope I don’t get a muddy armadillo like I got last night when I bent you over.

by Muddillo April 22, 2023