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cock apron

A small piece of material specifically used to cover your cock when cooking butt naked. Usually smeared with petroleum jelly on the inside to avoid chaffing.
Dude, I cooked up a storm last night for my woman, put my cock apron on too. She was well turned on.
by Polish bike rider July 7, 2016
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Apron

the act of being a goon or plebian; representing the common folk
"My guy, you are looking like an absolute apron."
by Dat Apron Guy November 21, 2022
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