who appointed you?

Asked of anyone who steps up to fill a leadership vacuum, by those who are just standing around complaining and looking lost.

Often followed by the word "God", in a variety of ways.

"Who appointed you? God?"

"Who appointed you God?"

"Who appointed you?"

"God, actually. Get over it."

by Monkey's Dad March 12, 2020

Dosh Appointment

Australian Slang for Work or a Job

Dosh - Contemporary word for money

“Brother, The boys are getting on the piss at muhamet’s tongiht. You coming?”
“Nah cuz, i got a dosh appointment in the morning”

by GAIDD December 15, 2021

Dennis Appointment

When you knock off work early to go have beers with your friend Dennis.

Jeff is leaving a little early for his Dennis appointment.

by Deisel323 April 20, 2023

Ciroc appointment

An alternate way for saying “table/booth booked in a club”

Got a ciroc appointment at 10:30pm on Friday

by SCR380017 September 20, 2022

Boy appointment

When the boys get together and moon goon

Jony are you going to the boy appointment

by Cono1234 December 27, 2023

Pipe appointment

When a girl a guy dated briefly comes around to his place for casual sex.

Amy is coming around for a pipe appointment. I hope she doesn't catch feelings.

by fully tulted November 25, 2023

Bad Bitch Appointment

An appointment with/for a bad bitch. An event in which a bad bitch is involved. Could be a hair appointment for a bad bitch, or a date with a beautiful successful goddess. Also known as a “BBA”

*Example 1*
Friend: who’s texting you?

Me: my ex, trying to get me to come over again.
Friend: smh. he’s always trying to make a Bad Bitch Appointment.

*Example 2*
Friend: are you busy next Tuesday?
Me: yeah, I have a BBA.

Friend: with who!?
Me: my therapist.

by Thatgirlscrookedtooth March 17, 2022