Are you taking job applications

Something you say to companies when you are looking for a job and wish to apply.

'Are you taking job applications?' He said, with his resume in his hands.

by derulais July 24, 2022

appleication

1. A form you submit relating to Cortlands or MacIntoshes.
2. A particular use for said tasty crunchy fruits.

If you are steamin'-mad at someone, then even rotten 'n' squishy tree-fruits can have a useful appleication --- they make awesome "splattery" projectiles to lob at said infuriating individual.

by QuacksO August 30, 2020

Appliancesexual

A woman or a man who is sexually attracted to a home appliance microwaves blenders, toasters, fridges, Etc.

Hey dude did you hear that John came out as an Appliancesexual

by Dead guy in a ditch March 24, 2021

Alicante Pick n Mix

A pseduo-hybrid of the Dubai Porta Potty and the G.I. butt wipe. A bride (or anyone in a wedding dress) is shat on, and the wedding dress then pulled up over their head, tightly, to get the worst of it off - in much the same way the tissue is used in the G.I. butt wipe. The difference from the Dubai Porta Potty, here, is that the customer is charged per weight of shit deposited, in much the same way that a Pick n Mix would be charged in a British sweet shop.

First known use was in planning conversations for a wedding, somewhere vaguely near Alicante, Spain, in 2022.

Yeah, after they did New York New York at the end of the night, they took the bride out the back for an Alicante Pick n Mix.

by Bobby's Bitch May 2, 2022

Appliancility

The act of having sex with household appliances. Such as, but not limited to, washer, dryer, coffee maker, refrigerator, and the vacuum cleaner.

"Cleatus, were you committing appliancility with the Hoover vacuum cleaner?" "It's all clogged-up again."

by EBifiotf June 7, 2022

Obi-applicable

Used to describe situations in which an Obi Wan reaction gif or meme can be apporiately utilized.

I've been waiting my entire life for an Obi-applicable conversation.

by ObiWanTrueGod January 22, 2017

latent appliance fetishist

A person who refuses to admit to his or herself that sexual gratification can only be achieved through the use of machines.

Get the picture?

Mystical advisor... what is my problem, tell me, can you see?

Well you have nothing to fear my son. You are a latent appliance fetishist it appears to me.

That all seems very, very strange... I've never craved a toaster or a color TV...

by Zappa03 June 16, 2022