Pop my applesauce

Intense sexual intercourse with the top of an apple sauce jar, which makes the incredibly orgasmic popping sound and gives you the feeling of popping a cherry

Steve is going to pop my applesauce tonight.

by Erasercapnow October 24, 2017

Mott's Applesauce

Many know it as a classic snack or a delicious side to pork chops, but it was actually popularized as lube when it was discovered during the height of the Third Reich that Hitler used it to become to pussy destroyer we know today. He found it to be more efficient than your run-of-the-mill sexual lubricant.

Nazi Officer: "Furher! A large shipment of Mott's Applesauce has just arrived."
Hitler: "Das is gud. Just in time for the orgy!"

by pizzahut_somalia February 7, 2018

Bananas in her applesauce

Crazy; bonkers; wild and impulsive.

Did you hear that Mandy quit her job, sold all her stuff, and married a guy she met on tinder after knowing him for only two weeks??

Yeah man, homegirl's got bananas in her applesauce.

by Clark Marfington November 20, 2019

applefucked

1. Being stalked and blackmailed for not dating someone. Typically, the stalker resembles a very tall Howdy Doody. On other occasions the stalker can look like an Oompa Loompa

2. Purchasing an Apple product only to realize that the newer version is being announced the next day.

I was just applefucked.

He said I had to sleep with him otherwise he would applefuck me.

by DrPhist November 5, 2011

Applejack Crack

A name for crack-cocaine.

I don't care what you do with your money; as long as you're not buying that applejack crack.

by Lilibeth March 4, 2005

Applesauce Tomato!

a term used to describe the random things you say while having sex with a woman that does not speak the same language.

applesauce tomato! applesauce tomato!" "que?

by shedontknow July 7, 2011

Ashley Applesauce

A nice girl. Really funny and smart. She loves herself some candy and needs no boyfriend to make her happy. She is a bit of a stinker, literally the girls farts a lot. She has many friends and is popular. Her style is so cute. Giant glasses with sweats and sweatshirts, perfection. She is so amazing and is a bad chic. All of you reading this really need to get yourselves and Ashley Applesauce!

Look at Ashley Applesauce . Ik dude I’m meltin!

by lexi.batt November 17, 2018