alopecian appalacian ridgeback monkey

A new rare breed of monkey that is born with hair and completely loses it by adulthood. This new species is found in the hollers of Tennessee. Also this monkey is known for its insatiable sexual appetite

The alopecian appalacian ridgeback monkey got extremely wet during the storm because it had not hair with which to keep itself dry.

by MichelleF1973 June 20, 2005

Appalachian Applecart

Where you shave a girl's snatch so she'll think you're gonna munch on it… only to find out that she's flipped on her stomach, put in the full nelson and ass fucked like Elisabeth Shue in Leaving Las Vegas.

Damn, she must have rode the Appalachian Applecart last night... she's got razor burn and she can't shit straight.

by Swearengin August 27, 2012

Appalachian Trail

Where one says one is going when one is going to cheat on one's spouse.

Where's Mark going this weekend?

Appalachian Trail. At least that's what he told his wife.

by BeeDee04 June 30, 2009

Hiking the Appalachian Trail

Making a long-distance clandestine trip for purpose of an extramarital affair

If you can't find me next week, I"ll be hiking the Appalachian Trail.

by radgtr June 25, 2009

applaudience

term used in open door theatre invented by an amazing director to refer to when the audience applauds wildly at our amazing show.

these canaan days we sing and dance so we can get applaudience...

by izzie April 10, 2005

walking the appalachian trail

a word used to describe someone who cheats but tries to cover it up.

You: Hey did you hear about that governor from South Carolina?

Friend: No, what happened?

You: He got caught "walking the appalachian trail" with a chick from Argentina.

Friend: Oh snap.

by campbelluniversity June 24, 2009

appalav

it means saying goodbye to someone

#1 "yo dawg, gotta go"
#2 "oké man, appalav!"
#1 "appalav!"

by MT Sarge May 25, 2009