aplomb

1. What people yell when there is a terrorist attack in a resteraunt.

2. A violent plum

1. *man is eating at table*
*terrorist walks in holding a bomb*
Man: HOLYCWAP IT'S APLOMB!

2. On the dark side of the refridgerator, a plum turns to a life of explosives and violence, he becomes aplomb

by SayHeyKid999 July 30, 2006

aplay

aplay: (v)
Anal Play

"dgtlchlk wants some aplay with skEwb"

by [H4X] December 7, 2006

aplaxx

The one who spanks all. Newbs and pros alike. Spaj, watch out.

"Spaj got knifed by Aplaxx"

by blackie October 15, 2003

aple

Something that kan33k eats everyday

"dude u no i got this aple"

by Matthew Layman July 30, 2008

Aplaxx

Aplaxx is the man. Watch out.
This goes double if you are named "Spaj"

"spaj, shup up. Aplaxx is speaking"

by blackie October 15, 2003

APLIN

Scabby handed ginger haired fat arsed munich tosser.

Aplin is one seriously lazy twat. Hoole Travel won't miss him.

by Mike E July 30, 2003

Aplin

Aplin is a last name given to a god otherwise known as Johnson Aplin Back in 1686 Johnson Aplin was born he was a fareless warrior that had a estimated life's taken of 400 he passed away at the age of 36 in battle and the hole Middle East kindom attended his funeral including his brother Layce Aplin witch held a spell of of health and wealth gifted from king James vII for the loss of Johnson Aplin he casted the spell over the grave amen he shouted the hole kindom amen. The fowling night king James vII daghter came and visited layce but when she arrived she heard a bunch of racket inside she tried getting in but the door was locked she shouted layce and pounded on the door there was no awnser then she heard a name in a deep voice that she could barley understand it was a whisper that said pomber the next reborn then the room whent silent she ran and got the Gards to get the door open when she finally got in layce was laying dead on the floor with his skin steaming he whispered into the girls ear keep Jacob safe then passed away the princess did not know who Jacob was but whent out on her journey to find out.

RIP Johnson Aplin

by Ancient history August 28, 2019