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Antique

The name of the ghost club’s (domenic dunegan)third song. With a length time of 3:53
by ghost._.b0i May 22, 2019
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Antiquing

When a younger man or woman goes out looking to meet or hook up with a senior citizen for sexual pleasure
Me and the boys went on a golf trip looking to score with an older lady, we went antiquing!
by bigneo August 18, 2020
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ANTIQUING

antiquing ..... sex with someone over 50
I'll apply a faux finish that's just a little distressed, and then we can go out antiquing!
by Thessalonia June 6, 2017
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antique show

a gathering of old and/or retired persons
The VFW is such an antique show, but man those guys can party.

I got an invitation to the ultimate antique show...the AARP!
by jrcdmc June 19, 2011
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antique fishtank

Did you hear about Ben’s mom?
She got pregnant.
She’s a total antique fishtank now.
by Mrfieldhouse November 9, 2021
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Instant Antique

Anything, that was the BOMB when new, but NEVER lived up to the company's expectations.
Video game consoles like the "virtual boy" or the nokia's N-Gage, might be a "good idea" in a parallel universe; but like movies on UMDs, they're only instant antiques here.
by Redsonjaoriginal October 21, 2022
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Antiquing

A woman that is 35 years of age or younger that chooses to have sex with a man that is 60 years of age, or older.
30 year old Lucy is so tired of dealing with the B.S. of younger men, for now on she will only go Antiquing.
by Bam068 June 3, 2023
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