alvinized

Being ass reamed by a dude while having a dog lick peanut butter off you balls

Can you believe Tj Marjama was alvinized by that big black dude, his dog was so hooked on licking balls he had to put him down

by jagon March 23, 2009

Alvin

The name of an annoying gay,perverted nickname

A:hey Alvin!
B:why did you call me alvin my name is bob?
A:because you are a gay and annoying
B:wait WHAT?!

by tristanyou December 5, 2019

Alvin and The Chipmunks

Currently the world’s bestselling midget group. They formed in 1958 and now have multiple feature movies and are still hawt, despite being older than the Beatles.

They’re making another Alvin and the chipmunks movie, so brace yourselves for a level of furry midget ass that we have not yet experienced.

by El ritardo December 6, 2017

alvin mahon

A insanely sexy Asian dude who happens to wank too much. He also has a habit of being shit at asking girls out and is at approximately 0 for 50 in the last few years

E.g. “Oi Alvin Mahon you fat shit cunt, Jamee’s over here”

by Freddies fatty September 5, 2019

Alvin and the chipmunks

The act of inhaling helium and shoving a acorn up someone’s ass and singing “All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth”

“Man I just Alvin and the chipmunks this girl.”

by Gucci Berry February 20, 2021

Alvin Kamara

An OP New Orleans Saints running back that is carrying his team like a beast. He like Airheads too.

Here's a box of Airheads, Alvin Kamara

by schoolwack September 30, 2020

Alvin Man

An extremely popular brand of condoms among the internet.
The Sole Proprietor of Alvin Man Condoms claims that has
never heard of anything along the lines of "Trojan Man"

woman: I think we need help...
man: we need help?
woman: ... in bed..
man: in bed?!?
Choir: ALVIN MAAAAAN
woman: oh alvin man!
Alvin Man: Hi, im alvin man, and im here to help
woman: to help?
Alvin Man: down there
Alvin Man: you see, I now come in a variety of flavours
Alvin Man: Like strawberry, or blueberry
Choir: ALVIN MAAAAAN
woman: oh alvin man!

by OpethWC August 18, 2006