Alligator Loki

the superior loki

“why the hell is there an alligator in here?”
“hE’s a LoKi”
-some loki variants arguing about alligator loki

by loki stan July 30, 2021

lazy alligator

what happenes when the turd is so big it bobs up and down.

Dude, you should see the lazy alligator i just put in the toilet.

by aballfro March 9, 2011

wet alligator

A handjob from someone with calloused, scaly hands and they spit on it which does very little to improve the sensation.

Nah, she doesn't use hand lotion at all... Best you could get offa her is a wet alligator.

by Randehman April 4, 2014

Frozen alligator

When one takes a Viagra pill, becomes erect, and sticks the weiner in a cooler/freezer for a short time. Then, after the cooling, the subject pushes their pleasure stick behind their legs, resembling a tail, and receives oral.

Me: I was so stoked when my girl agreed to do a frozen alligator with me!
Colin: How was that even possible??

by ZTM April 24, 2014

Michigan Alligator

A sexual act in which you and your partner engage in intercourse and then roll down a sand dune, specifically Sleeping Bear Dunes.

Jack and Jill went up the dune and Michigan Alligatored the whole way down.

by GatorMan69 May 20, 2023

Alligator Wrestler

While fucking an annoying bitch doggy style really hard, slide your left arm under her left arm and establish a hard half nelson while running your right arm down past your cock, through her legs, and hooking her right thigh. As soon as she asks "WTF?" thrust your hips foward as hard as possible while forcing her face into the pillows and flattening her out on her stomach collegiate wrestling style. While remaing inside her, roll hard to the right with her. Roll as hard and fast as possible, slamming her face into the sheets as roughly as possible. Continue to roll until you cum or fall off the bed.

"Damn, Ashlee wouldnt shut the fuck up while we were doing it doggy style last night, so i flattened her ass out and gave her an Alligator Wrestler until she shut up!"

by duke nobles March 16, 2008

Alligator food

Practically has the same effect as olive juice.

When mouthing alligator food, it looks like you're saying 'I love you'.

by Sk8erGirl14 October 7, 2008