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albino deer

A move that involves hiding in a girl's closet with a flashlight and warming yourself up. When you are all ready to go you jump out of the closet and shine the flash light in her eyes and jizz on her face. This results in a "deer in the headlights" look as well as an albino complexion.
Tree: hey man can i borrow a flashlight?
Bonesaw: why do you want a flashlight?
Tree: I was going to go albino deer this chick later.
Bonesaw: cool
by Orangutan_on_Turnpike September 3, 2009
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albino poop

What comes out of a girls ass after you cum in it.
"After I fucked my girlfriends ass she ran to the bathroom and squirted out an albino poop"
by Chuck G January 2, 2008
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Partial Albino

A person or animal that is very deficient (but not completely deficient) in melanin (color or pigmentation of hair, eyes and skin).

A complete albino has white hair, red or pink eyes, and white or pinkish skin.
Don't make fun of albinos! Jesus Christ may have been a partial albino.

Revelation 1:13-16. Isaiah 53:2?
by Al Bynoh May 17, 2009
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albino nosebleed

During phalacio a man ejaculates up a girls nose, and the semen slowly drips out creating what looks like a white nosebleed.
"This girls crazy, she actually wanted an albino nosebleed."
by Gresham Prehn January 1, 2009
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Albino Monkey

A new, hurtful racial slur towards white people, which isn't because they are hairy like monkeys, but because they look like albino monkeys.
White Racist to Black Guy: "N****r".

Black Guy: *laughs* "At least I'm not an albino monkey"
by JohnDoe123abc March 20, 2013
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albino chupacabra

the cousin of the every day seen chupacabra. a beast known for its raging nipples that can grow to at least 2 feet. the nipples are used as both of a lure and a self defense mechanism. when hungry or erect it will use its nipples to lure in little creatures like bunny's and squirrels, which he/she will attack or fuck to the death.

his gigantic nipple are also a form of self defense. if under attack the albino chupacabra would start swinging his nipple.
(by our studies, it is said that getting hit by a albinos chupacabra is equivalent to getting hit by 2 buses. amazing.)
in addition to swinging his/her nipples wildly. he/she will lactate. causing blindness.

a albino chupacabra is described as a chupacabra with pale white skin, giant nipples, and either a gaping but hole for male or a gagina for the female.
"ohhh god i almost died last night"

"what happened"

"i was attacked by a albino chupacabra"
by dairon December 18, 2008
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albino tadpoles

An albino tadpole is of course a white tadpole, this tadpoles usually come from a males testicle accompanied by semen. In other words an albino tadpole is jizz, cum, manonaise etc
'hey Debbie, let me fire my albino tadpoles in your dirt pond'
'Ok Ronald but don't forget the lube'
by -Legion- October 29, 2005
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