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Aeropostale 

It is a cheap knock off of Abercrombie for people who can't afford the real thing. It has the biggest sizes in the world and the fattest person could fit into it. People who can't afford a&f and can't fit into it usually turn to aeropostale or walmart.
it doesn't even look like abercrombie you posers! If you can't afford its too bad!
Aeropostale girl: Look at my cool new tshirt that i got.
A&f girl: Why?????
Aeropostale: Well I couldn't really afford abercrombie and I couldn't fit into it.
A&F girl: But they have up to a size 10!!!
Aeropostale: I am a size 11.
A&F girl: Get away from me you poser!!!
Aeropostale by a&flover November 18, 2006
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Aeropostale 

A shit-ass store for wannabe little kids who can't afford Abercrombie and Fitch. Their shirts are painfully colorful to look at, their jeans are unflattering and grungy, their shoes are cheap shit that fall apart in a few weeks. Q.E.D., Aeropostale is a shitty little store that the poor kids practically glorify, because they think it makes them look Prep. Guess what? It doesn't. Abercrombie and AE are the cool teen trend stores, the official "Prep" style of middle and high-schoolers. Essentially, Abercrombie and AE sell clothing for fit people because that's who they want wearing their clothes. It puts off a good image, rather than having obese, penny-scrounging children wearing your company's clothes.

IN CONCLUSION, Aeropostale is a kiddie, kiss-ass, wannabe version of a suave, smooth, "prep"-styled store. ( A&F , abercrombie , Hollister , American Eagle , Ralph Lauren , etc.)
Aeropostale: Flashy, childish clothing. A fucking waste of your time. Unimpressive, immature, and a stand-up joke to people who can appreciate flattering clothing.
Aeropostale by Majoress September 26, 2010

Aeropostale 

The most retarded store in the world. People who their wardrobe consists of nothing but Aeropostale are frickin idiots and try to hard too be aprep. It is a sad story. I have found one thing that I really liked here and that is it. Their clothes are crap and they fall apart. The one thing I wear from here is a belt and that is it! It is a very cute belt, but everything else in that store just has too many monkeys and butterflies on it! It's like if you see something with a frickin butterfly on it, you know where it's from. I know one girl who is a cheerleader and all she wears is Aeropostale. It is sickening.
Alex (a girl): OMG! Look, this weekend I totally went shopping at Aero and I got this sweater and it soooo looks like a Ralph Lauren one, but I'm such a poser, I just had too get one from Aero!!

Me: Oh, well, then. If that's what you feel you must do, then so be it. uhhhhhhhh.

Alex: Well, at least I'm not spending a ton of money on a polo at J.Crew like you. I mean, it's probably just as poorly made as mine from Aero are!

Me: Give me a break!

Aeropostale 

People say they buy it cause its cute and has cool design.
Puhlease!
It has AERO all over a 2 cents Hanes shirt from Dollar General and sells it for 3$ and kids praise it like they've never seen a shirt in their life.
And then people think your preppy if you wear it but it looks like Dolar General meets Wal-Mart.
Target is way preppier, and I dont even shop their.
Lindsey: Look at this cool new shirt I got!
(Holding up a shirt with monkeys, butterflies, and Aero written on it)

Blaire: Eww Did you get that from Aeropostale (gag!)

Lindsey: Yeah! They were having their millonth a year Buy one get 100 free sale!

Blaire: Go figure,It looks like you just got it out the dumpster behind Goodwill. You should like throw it away! You actually like it?

Lindsey: Yeah, It is kinda ugly!
(Donates it to Goodwill)

Aeropostale 

This store is wear all the people who are desperate to be popular/preps shop. They usually sell cheap material clothing, acessories, and shoes for prices that are higher than they should be. But this is the cheapest 'prep' store, that is just a wannabe of the true 'prep' stores, ex. Abercrombie & Fitch, American Eagle, Hollister, etc.
Girl: OMG, I just got this awesome sweatshirt from Aeropostale!
Me: Yeah, you only wish you could afford this Abercrombie one, you wannabe!
Aeropostale by aLySsA <333 May 13, 2005

aeropostale 

its for posers who cant afford american eagle a&f or hollister co.
look at him with his aeropostale shirt

aeropostale 

A store for poor ugly people who cant afford the more upscale stores like Abercrombie! Aeropostale she be shut down forever! They make cheap imatations with stupid butterflies and monkey crap all over them....IF you shop there you should be ashamed of yourself and, Dun Dun Dun people think your poor!!!!!! Gasp!
poor girl: Oh Steven i wish i was so hawt like you and could afford expensive clothes.

Steven: Get away from me you skank! you wreak of Aeropostale Monkey you white trash girl go back to the ninth ward. Ugh!!!!