Runner up in American Idol season 7. His fanbase is exclusively made up of teenagers. Although he can only sing ballads he made it to the top while so many others with a lot more talent than him were thrown out. Archuletard's altime favorite word is "gosh" the second being "thankyou." He usually combines them when speaking to Paula Abdul after she says she's going to murder him and hang his head in her car.
-Paula Abdul: I want ti squish you, squish your head off and dangle you from my rearview mirror.
-David Archuleta: Thankyou gosh! (laughs stupidly)
-David Archuleta: Thankyou gosh! (laughs stupidly)
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Why the fuck is David Archuleta liked so much? Am I even alive? What is the purpose of life? Can I die now?
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Archutha is such an angel
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