Roblox Adopt Me

A game that used to be about adopting a baby but with pets its now filled 8 year old brainless girls who think its called fucking PET TRADING SIMULATOR.

Guy: Yo dude
Me: Yeah?
Guy: Roblox Adopt Me is cringe
Me: Agreed

by KoltLeo June 9, 2021

The Game Adopt me!

Known as a game that only little children and perverted adults play

Hey, I really think. Let me play some of The Game Adopt me!

Hey you stupid bitch, The Game Adopt me! is garbage, this is why i had to take you to the E.R for brain damage you fuck.

by UJF October 10, 2020

National Adopt a pet Day

On this day you HAVE TO adopt a animal

1:Hey do you what day it is?
2: no what day is it?
1:it’s national adopt a pet day!
2: oh cool I’m going to go adopt my very first pet

by Bestselling October 20, 2019

Surprise adopt

Taking a child that is not your daughter or son by legal, biological, adoption, foster, step, birth or donation.

This is also called kidnapping, Typically used to try to justify a kidnapping

I didn't kidnap his daughter I surprised adopt her without his knowledge. I kind of just snatched her. Kidnapped is a very strong term can we just use a surprise adopt?

by 459395 March 15, 2023

roblox adopt me

where you scam little kids! and forcefully buy robux with your parents credit card for pets you dont use

Kid: A new day at roblox adopt me
scammer:ayo want free pets but you go first
Kid:does trust trade with his first roblox adopt me thats the oldest rarest pet
scammer:you are a fucking moron dont fucking trust strangers

by BottomDop June 21, 2021

Hop on adopt me

To be a Zoophile and have sex with pets

Hey neon giraffe, wanna hop on adopt me?

by CasualWhy May 24, 2021

why wont you adopt me

The phrase that comes before "Because Your BLACK!"

Why wont you adopt me?!? BECAUSE YOUR BLACK

by K9123 August 16, 2024