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Go adobe

Behavior that is rude, disrespectful, disruptive and/or hostile toward a software vendor, resulting from their total inability to comprehend, much less accommodate, reality in licensing of their product.
When the GroSoft rep told us the licensing was per user per seat, not available as a network license, but still required tethering to the server, it was inevitable that Chris and Mike would go adobe on his ass!
by BMtech September 5, 2007
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Adobe

A large company that specialises in technology and know for programs such as flash and photoshop.
Bro Why are Adobe products so expensive.
by Adobe REE December 25, 2022
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I Need You To Process The Art Of Giving Gifts & Immortality FOr My genitals On A Spartan Helmet That Was Editied On Adobe Photoshop
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Adobe Support

A mythical entity allegedly created to assist users of Adobe products, but primarily functions as a high-speed Ctrl+C/Ctrl+V machine. Conversations follow a predictable arc: you provide detailed information, they ignore it, then respond with either a request for the same info or irrelevant steps clearly lifted from an ancient support scroll. It's not help — it’s performance art in email form.
Me: "Hi, I’m using Magento 2.4.7-p4 and the checkout crashes on submit."
Adobe Support: "Thanks for confirming. Can you please take a full backup, reset your expectations, and wait 48 hours for a reply that ignores your message entirely?"
by a-mustache May 8, 2025
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Adobe Threesome

Your Adobe Product, and Browser, fucking the Ram until it doesn't want to work anymore.
OH NO! I Accidentally left the YouTube tab open while After Effects is running! I better close it before it starts an Adobe Threesome!
by starpelly July 25, 2020
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Adobe

a not so kind word to use against lightskins
shut up you freaking adobe
by Postys.Wife August 27, 2021
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