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seasonal adjustment order

The extra beers it takes to make members of the opposite sex seem attractive in winter.
Before seasonal adjustment order; "everybody looks so grey and unattractive, I think I'll go home and cry myself to sleep."

After seasonal adjustment order; "wait a minute, this place is full of hot booty!"
by Stephen Collins September 1, 2006
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Adjustment Bureau

They monitor the entire universe and make sure everyones lives go according to a predetermined plan. When someone does something that was not predetermined they warn them of the dangers and try to convince them to not go off the predetermined life, for unforseen consequences will unravel if they do.
The Adjustment Bureau control everything but I will not let them control my life. I will fight for my free will!
by CLGFBI July 19, 2010
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Adust

A great streamer with a build like Dwayne Johnson who is also extremely sexy and tall. Variety streamer and owner of the Stream Team Chronos.
"Hey Katrina, that man is so Adust!"
by Joltyy December 10, 2019
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adjust

What most men try to accomplish with their lower appendages...and no, not the legs.
I'm sorry honey, but I HAD to adjust.
by Kat November 29, 2003
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Adjusting the blinds

Masturbating in front of window and being caught.
Weatherman Joe Luzira of KUSI in San Diego pleading guilty to lewd conduct on January 31, 2011. He was seen masturbating in front of a glass door. His lawyer stated his was ADJUSTING THE BLINDS.
by mpfs79 March 3, 2011
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Adjusting the Volume

An act often used in the music world where the male is about to ejaculate. To prevent this from happening, the person performing the fellatio, decreases the speed at which she performs. She also adjusts the testicles. All of which is done to increase orgasm intensity.
Damn! That drummer chick is really good at adjusting the volume. Last night was crazy!
by hahalalala14 January 8, 2012
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adjusts afro

typically said by a black person to show they are black
James: Hey Adri, what's good?
Adri: adjusts afro
:teehee: :teehee: :teehee: :teehee:
James: Fuck off Adri
by doleoeoel October 27, 2019
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