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Abraham and cathy

One of the weirdest couples you'll ever meet. Have some of the craziest and cutest conversations that only they can understand(corny, kinky, and random). Happily in love and have an expecting child coming soon. Can be best friends and lovers which is so adorable they can talk about anything with eacother and won't let any hoe ruin their relationship Will be together forever and ever til infinity c': <3
~I love you babe
abraham and cathy are a weird cute and cheesy couple
by Potatoesalad September 11, 2013
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Benjamin Abrahamsson

A young dick warrior that gets all the boys attention but is very self conscious because he is ashamed of the length of his cock.
Joe: Oh my god he is definitely Benjamin Abrahamsson!
Noah: I know right??
by Loaf of Menace March 16, 2020
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The Abraham Lincoln

When you nut on the back of someone's head and then try to escape the movie theater without getting caught.
"I did the Abraham Lincoln on a girl yesterday!"

"What?"
by MemeBuster3641 October 29, 2021
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no hand abraham

no hand a'brah'ham (n).

1.) A sweet skateboard trick in which the individual, in mid-air, flips the skateboard in a kickflip fashion whilst grabbing his/her lapel with both hands.

2.) A sweet intercourse trick involving a bearded amputee and the 'coalition of the willing' in which the man recites the Gettysburg address whilst drilling it home.
1.) I began my vert run with a moses nosedive, then went straight into a no hand abraham.

2.) I told her I could never tell a lie and that this was the first public office I had ever won, so she let me pull the no hand abraham.
by strathosphere November 22, 2010
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Abraham

Abraham is the greatest man to have EVER lived. The greatest of all is the he still LIVES.
by yasabesquien February 26, 2011
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Abraham Lincoln

Abraham Lincoln created peanut butter and wanted to give credit for it to a black person so the southerners would accept the blacks as their equals. However, before the plan could be put into action, John Wilkes Booth, who "despised legume racial harmony", got wind of the plan and shot Lincoln. 31 years later, the plan was revived by President Grover Cleveland. Cleveland heard of a young black botanist, Carver, who had invented over 300 uses for peanuts, but amazingly, "mashing them up and eating them wasn't one of them". Cleveland constructed an ingenious plan to allow Carver to receive credit by leaving a jar of peanut butter to an unknowing Carver, who received the credit for the invention. There is thought to be a Jar of Truth that has prove that Carver did not invent peanut butter but the Illuminati are dedicated to finding it and destroying it to keep the world from going back into racism.
by defintionguy February 24, 2012
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Abraham

Someone very intelligent, mostly best at math. Very kind and compassionate person. Someone you can talk to when you are feeling down. Give out best advice.
You can always rely on Abraham
by Alexander mcalen March 18, 2019
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