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SchmaggledaggleMcSplappelRlappel Arnold Jeffery Jacob Eustace Charles Blaine Harold Fredrickson James Carlson V̅I̅CMLXIX (schmaggledagglemcsplappelrlappel ˈaarnəld ˈjhfəri ˈjhkəb ˈystəs ʧɑrlz bleɪn ˈhhrəld ˈfrdrɪksən ʤeɪmz ˈkrlsən cmlxix) is the cousin of Quanfrazzle RazzMaTazz Dingleberry.

SchmaggledaggleMcSplappelRlappel, born in 1799, is the last living person born in the 18th century, but he is not immortal. He currently suffers from every known disease on earth. He is blind in both eyes and deaf in both ears, and is paralyzed from the ears down.
Person 1: Yo whos the new guy at that robbed McDonalds

Person 2: Oh yeah it was SchmaggledaggleMcSplappelRlappel Arnold Jeffery Jacob Eustace Charles Blaine Harold Fredrickson James Carlson V̅I̅CMLXIX
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dirty carlson

A dirty Carlson is when you get butt fucked by a black fat dude.
My friend was over last night and he gave me a dirty carlson
by Gavin bbb November 21, 2020
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Carlson

The sexiest Filipino in the world! He is 6'5, Challenger in League, sexy as fuck, and can bench 280-290 on a bad day
Carlson mid gapped again?! Thats his 8th time! If only Ben could do that
by slightly_vexing November 22, 2021
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The Carlson

Transmitting gonorrhea
Oh man that girl has the Carlson stay away from her
by Catmilklover December 10, 2023
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Josh Carlson

by Rob Carlson January 7, 2021
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Carlson

Carl is that bitch that's addicted to nicotine and never really does work in school think shes cool and just generally hits on all the girls and is to high into his ego
person: Oh look,its carl,
Carlson: someone wanna hit my vape?
by Shrimpcunt March 4, 2020
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Carlson

Really just a fat booty nigga who normally had dreads/twists normally nonchalant
Why Carlson fat booty ass so quiet today
by The woop descoop September 16, 2021
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