FuckTon

A FuckTon, exactly 9001 regular tons.

Guy one: Your car is huge, it must weigh a fuckton!
Guy Two: Nah, it's about 1/2 fuckton.

by Markk116 July 5, 2012

Fuckton

Noun.
A measurement to large to be defined by finite means
Or

An insurmountable or unattainable differential

Dude, the Broncos are losing by a fuckton; there’s no way they’ll ever come back!

Quit jacking around! We’ve got a fuckton off work to do!

by MJ82 October 7, 2018

Geometric fuckton

The amount of fucks you give when your girl leaves you, and takes the dog, truck, credit cards, and house keys, with her.

Good luck getting out of that one, buddy. Better hope you’re still on yo mama’s good side...

You: You know what, take yo money, i don’t need it. I don’t give a fuck anymore.

Your crazy ass gf: you will in a minute. You’ll care a whole ass geometric fuckton. Yk what, gimme my credit cards. Yea, the debit too. And while we’re at it, I want my keys back- to the house AND the car.

by The_UnlovedOne August 3, 2019