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cancer zodiac

You're probably here because cancer definitions are all about the disease. Because the sign sucks. But enough about the sign named after a disease and with the sign of a sex position, let's talk about those born from the 22nd of June to the 22nd July.

Pretty awesome. But they cry alot. Like alot. Always depressed. But also very attractive. Cancers will always look after you, no matter how you treat them. They're like dogs.
Chad: I am dating a cancer
Nathan: oh gosh your bitch has cancer??
Chad: No silly, Cancer zodiac 🙄
by Jordy.bat January 23, 2021
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zyian

Zyian is a creative person, loves music , can be a Lil bit ghetto, don't play about hers, she loves helping people and making them happy she loves hip hop music even old school music, she is ignant she coo she pretty but people stay hating on her she a trendsetter she stay on her devices she stay up on new stuff ( editing soon )
Zyian is ignant
by She spicy June 18, 2018
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Zodiac Signs

Hey! What are your zodiac signs? Personally, I'm a retard!
by knowncheataclatgogl October 16, 2021
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the most popular zodiac sign

The most popular zodiac sign is (Aquarius,Aries, Sagittarius)
Nataliyah:what are the most popular zodiac signs? Gabby: Aquarius,Aries, Sagittarius
by Starxlynn November 16, 2020
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zodiarked

Originally a gaming term from a mobile game turn based wrestling game originating from one players apparent ceaseless misfortune. Through popular use It now means to suffer from ridiculous bad luck or when what should be a comfortable winning situation turns into a complete loss.
Gaming example: you've just caused massive amounts of damage to your opponent, on the last turn of the pin, they cause a cascade, escape the pin and win the match. Also you have a much underclassesed opponent, on their first turn they generate a massive cascade, against which you can do nothing, and win the match. You just got zodiarked.

Real life scenario: you walk along the street, find a 20 note. Full of joy and good fortune you pick it up to put it in your wallet just to discover that your wallet, containing 100, has been pickpocketed. You just got zodiarked.

You're playing the lottery, turns out that you've won the jackpot. How ever, your dog then eats the ticket, you can't find any proof of its existence and to top it off, you find that the Shop you bought it from has lost their proof as well. Unable to claim, you just got zodiarked.

You're on a long distence drive. You just pass a gas station and fill up your tank, feeling very fortunate that you remembered to top up. You then drive for many miles, right into the wilderness to suffer a blowout. You find that your in car charger hasn't been working so your phone is dead, your car jack has broken and you left your bags of shopping in the gas station. You're far too far away to walk anywhere and no one's likey to cross your way for a number of hours. You just got zodiarked.
by Elrobo March 11, 2018
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Zodiac hug

If your zodiac sign is an
Virgo
Aries
Libra
Hug your enemy or frienemy
Libra:today is Zodiac hug day
Random enemy:okay?
Libra:I have to hug my enemy which is you...
Random enemy:Nope
by DaZodiacSign65 November 9, 2019
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Zodiac Killer

Mom? Why is there a dead body under dad's bed? Is he the Zodiac Killer?
by PussyfootedHoe69 December 9, 2019
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